Kig-Urumi's Island Getaway - a /jp/-focused TG TF story
Part 1 - "Udder-ly Bizarre Beginnings"
(OG Urumi pic made by @eddybird55555 on Twitter) (Edit made by yours truly)
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Heyy anons of the Otaku Culture board, who is ur favorite character in the 7th Expansion / Touhou series?
pleas give answers, I'm holding a sweepstakes. Whichever series gets more characters from their series chosen gets a prize!!!!!111!
Anonymous ⬛⬛/⬛⬛/⬛⬛ (Fri) 04:06:57 No.⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛78:
Best thread opener I've seen in a minute lol
Never really checked out any of that Umineko stuff but I had to actually debate with myself for a couple minutes on the best 2hu, think I gotta go with my gut and say Urumi from Wily Beast and Weakest Creature on this one. Not only is she really fucking hot (one of the only characters with canonical ZUNart boobs that's how cool she is), but the folklore she's based on is also pretty neat. Would absolutely spend the day helping her fish while cradling Eika like the fake stone baby
“Shit… The hell happened when I was out?” Anon #78 pondered to himself. He remembered it like it was only five minutes ago, It was a Sunday morning and He was in the middle of clearing out his list of unfinished chores with a little lawnmowing. Until suddenly he was overcome with the strongest wave of fatigue & exhaustion he’d ever seen. He barely even finished purging the lawn of pesky weeds before dragging himself back inside to crash onto his bed again. Now he found himself in what can only be described as a stereotypical rendition of one of those trendy “backroom liminal space” type images, except it was themed around the lobby of a dentist office instead of an office or mall. So many odd twists and turns. “Looks like I’m having some sort of lucid dream again.” he thought. At least until he experienced a strange, unforgettable encounter.
“Herwo! Uuuu~ I’ve supposed to have been looking for you!” said a small little girl. #78, while unfamilar with the franchise despite being a rotten weaboo, Noticed she kinda looked like that one lass from Umineko but with… uh… very large breasts.
Wait, what the hell?
(OG piece by 腰リア on Pixiv)
“Hey.” Anon #78 said, greeting the strange little girl. “Hello little one! What on earth are you doing here?"
“I’m not sure myself, but I sure ain’t complaining. Just five minutes ago I was a 37 year old man!”
Anon’s face quickly switched to one of utter confusion. “...Pardon?”
“Yup! Stung like a bitch for a good couple minutes but it was worth it! Who needs cunny anymore when you can BECOME the cute and funny?” Laughed the stacked underage-but-apparently-also-37 year old girl.
Number #78 needed to double take for what he was hearing. This girl has to be reading off a script given to her by a degenerate or something. No way this 12(?) year old actually knows what the hell she’s yapping about. Is this perhaps some kinda coked up nightmare?Did he pass out after huffing something he shouldn't have been again?
“Anyways, the people I just met with told me to tell you to meet them in their office. They’re down the left hall in the room with the hazel door, waiting for you. See you on the flipside!” said the strange girl. And just like that, she left. Gone like an angel’s kiss in the wind. Well, only one place to go from here.
Number #78 quickly followed the strange… things directions to the door. It was indeed hazel-colored. Even had a small bowl outside of it for Taffy. After taking one for himself, he entered with the only question that felt appropriate.
“...What the hell did you people do to that guy back there? He looked like that something year-old from Umineko but talked like a 40 something year old perv-
Someone cackled. “Oh, did you see my design for him? Isn't that how he should be treated? After all, he's an anonymous user from that place, that place... I really don't know the name. He should be glad that I gave him the deluxe treatment instead of tearing his limbs out one by one. Kihahahaha! Now what about you? Do you have the nerve to talk back to the Witch-”
“...What’re you talking about? Did I just walk into the world's most intense DnD campaign or something? The hell is going on guys.”
(OG Yukari and Beatrice piece by shindiyue on Pixiv)
“Ah, a new player has entered the game! Kyehaha! It looks like you are going to be the next victim to our fun project. So let's get started before you expire.” Yukari laughed, looking at #78 with a playful smirk on her face. “Your first task is to pick a character from our universes. You can choose any character from My series or Beatrice’s 7th expansion.”
That's a weird way to put it. Why not just say “Beatrice’s series”?
Speak of the devil, Beatrice laughs. "I have been waiting a unruly time for another new player, as well. Kihahahaha! I can't let this new opportunity get away. Let's go through our rules quickly. You are not permitted to create somebody made up & Your character must be someone other than your real identity! That is the most important rule! Otherwise, you can choose your character freely. Think about your choice carefully! You might not be able to change it later.”
…This isn’t a larp. And after a little pinch, it appears he’s not dreaming either.
This question made Anon #78 reminisce a bit. Wait, Is this somehow related to that one thread from a day or two ago asking the same question? He remembered it being the only interesting looking enough thread on the top of the catalog to procrastinate on. Heck, if he recalls correctly, One of the Anons in that thread brought up that Maria Ushiromiya munchkin in there, which would explain whoever the hell he saw earlier with the fowl mouth. He himself remembered answering the heavily underrated character "Urumi Ushizaki" but, thankfully, he's still normal. So what gives?
"So have you made your choice?" Yukari ponders, taping the end of a ink-dripped feather that sat atop her hat as she waited for his response. "You could, for example, become a famous Youkai like me, or an Angel like that Intellectual Rapist."
Anon #78’s breath started to hasten. “Oh no need! I uh... I don't have a favorite, I’m not even supposed to be here! Heh, so I'll just get out of your hair and-”
"No, you won't. You're gonna be playing MY game, and so you will be following MY rules." Yukari smirked. "So, you don't have a favorite? That's fine too! Let me pick a character for you. Heck, maybe it's more fun that way."
Everyone else in the room watches as Yukari pulled a rafflebox out of thin air, she dug for a while before pulling something out. A card saying... URUMI?!? “Oh no no no no… How the fuck does she know? This has gotta be a cracked-out dream.” #78 thought, but then why isn’t he waking the fuck up?!?
Beatrice bursts into laughter, and it felt like it echoed through the entire complex. “Ah, so you are someone of culture, I see. I’m not quite familiar with this one, but I can already tell you have chosen a magnificent character. A cow-spider hybrid who fishes and is also adorable in more ways than one. Wonderful choice, wouldn’t you agree?”
“I.. I uh... I don't know who that... hehe…”
In actuality, Anon knew that character from anywhere. It was the one that he posted was his favorite in that damned thread! But how!?! It's clearly not a coincidence at this point, those two can't actually be the real Yukari and Beatrice right? T-They aren't real! He's not gonna get transformed into her right? But she just gapped in shit! That mumbo jumbo that middle aged man said earlier about it “stinging” is starting to become increasingly worrying.
The two bitches grin slyly, pleased with Mr #78’s reaction.
"Oh, you do seem to know who that character is. Urumi is indeed one of the lesser-known characters in our world, but she’s been lucky enough to get chosen by you in this project. This is quite an unexpected outcome." said Yakumo.
“N-Nope! N-Never seen her…”
Yukari laughed again. Seeming to enjoy toying with #78. She leans closer as she speaks.
"We read your post, you know. I can tell that not only have you seen her before. I can also tell that she is your favorite character!"
...oh goddamn it, caught red-handed…
Beatrice leans closer to #78’s ear. Her voice hushed and whispering, feeling it like a gust of cold air.
"Don't you want to experience what it is like to BE Urumi? Don't you wanna look like her, sound like her, act like her?".
"Or maybe..." Yukari begins to grin as she speaks, a sinister light shining in her eyes. "Maybe you'd even want to BE HER! FOREVER!"
Anon #78 was taken aback by this sudden rise of attention & tension. “What? No! I mean she's really hot but I don't wanna BE her! I'm fine as who I am, guys. Really!”
Beatrice can hear him resisting, but she's determined to make him accept her offer.
"Aww, it looks like you're in denial. Don’t worry, every lady is nervous before their first time, especially the ones stuck within pigs like you. Let me try something a little different to help you accept this wonderful opportunity." Beatrice said before clapping her hands together.
"I declare that from this point forward, you shall be 牛崎潤美, Urumi Ushiromiya Ushizaki! Your identity will be that of Urumi, for the sake of our game. Accept it!"
“...That's not her middle name? What the hell are you-”
Before Anon #78 could continue his sentence, he felt some fabric plastic-like with a gooey glue inside clamp around his kneecaps. Before he knew it, the transformation had started.
“GAAAH! Buwuh?!? Are you nuts? Just let me go back home! I'm NEVER EVER going to accept this weird-”
(OG Urumi pic made by ZUN)
Before Anon could even finish his sentence, he felt the strange plastic & slimey sensation quickly continue to crawl up his legs. When he looked down, he found out that the lower half of a strange Kigurumi bodysuit had just slithered up the entirety of his legs without his consent. The life-long familiarity that was his hairy groin and below were now replaced with a shiny, shaved & smooth pair of sexy feminine legs built for fishing. He was never a big player in the art of suting, but the bloody things looked way more hyper realistic then some of the stuff he’s seen before. One thing that quickly stood out was the shiny toenail polish this... thing appeared to have overwritten onto his feet. Are nails even a possible decal for those things?
Beatrice gawked at Anon’s predicament. "Hmm... Ah, I guess your transformation is already half-way there! Looks like your lower body has been fully transformed into that of a beautiful woman faster than I expected for a nagging brat like you. I must admit, your legs are very nice. The way the polish blends so seamlessly with the rest of your skin is quite impressive. Dare I say, you cleant up better then some of my own furniture! This transformation will only continue to grow on the both of us, don't you think?"
“Y-YOU’RE INSANE! What the shit?!? What did you do to my thighs? I admit I was always a little fatter on the scale but my thighs were never this chunky before! G-Get this damned thing off! My balls need their space and they are NOT safe in this thing!” Anon scrempt, trying to pull down the bodysuit, but whatever that strange goop was seemed to be locking it in it's place. Damn it, it’s like Flytrap paper in there!
"Oh? Does little Urumi have complicated feelings about her growing body? How cute." Beatrice chuckles to herself, smirking at #78’s unsuccessful struggle. "Now, don't feel insecure about your new-found curves baby. They look wonderful on you... and I'm sure you'll eventually come around on those thighs of yours. They are quite... APPETIZING~"
“SHUT UP! Don’t even start with that! I'm not a monster cow girl! I'm never going to cooperate with your weird homosexual roleplay and that is FINAL. Now get this shit offa m-
Beatrice's eyes lighted up with a sadistic gleam. “Oh, I just love it when my words hit the mark. You can't even bear to admit how much you loved that description, can you? Well, I wonder if you’ll have the same reaction when I say this... Your legs are soft and supple and tantalizingly pale and soooo smooth~”
Mr. #78 was unable to even talk back this time. All that escaped his mouth was an accidental moan. Thankfully it was more of a masculine boar cry then anything girly, but it’s not likely it’ll remain that way if he doesn’t get out of this literal sticky situation fast.
"Oh heavens, you are really enjoying this, aren't you?! I suppose I could describe these gorgeous, slender legs in even greater detail, but I think you get the picture, hmm?"
Yukari can't stop herself from laughing either. "Oh my, it looks like my friend’s words have really made an impression on you. I can somewhat make it out through the fabric of your new legs. You're quite aroused aren't you? I'm starting to think your body is enjoying this transformation a little too much now..."
“N... Nooooo... pant pant It's not an erection! Stop putting thoughts in my head, you nasty ass buh... buh... bitchies!”
Mr. #78 still couldn't believe his own eyes. How would he tell his family about this if it's actually happening? This is the one time he doesn’t want to see where it trails off into chaos. Please, wake him up already! This wet dream sucks!
as if on cue, the goopy plastic begins vibrating again like it did when first attaching itself to #78's lower half. However, it stood in place as if waiting for a command. Didn't stop #78 from trying to continuously push it back down off of him, though.
“Stop! I'll do whatever else you guys want, please! I'm sorry for what I said earlier! Have Mercy… I have... responsibilities... in my life... like taxes and-”
Anon tries coming up with more of an argument to the two devil’s words, but is interrupted as Beatrice's finger rising upwards causes the strange substance to follow suit onto Anon's chest. His figure almost immediately seems to forcibly crack and shrivel inwards into properly mimic that of a proper ladies. He can't say anything else but a forced lewd moan. As expected, it’s lost a lot of threatening luster this time.
"Come, let's see how you work those curves, boy! Don't they feel wonderful to have? You’re gonna loooove the way they shake when you walk."
(OG Urumi pic made by Slnchyt on Pixiv)
Anon desperately tries keeping his balance upward as seemingly some form of coping mechanism, but is knocked to his knees as his sense of balance is thrown off by a newer gut and breasts getting ejected outward. His entire body quickly feels a lot more... Impossibly bloated? Maybe it's just the new tail on his ass making him feel that way.
“haaah... haaaah... You're not gonna get away with this... haaaaah... I won't... give in. Never!”
“Woah! They've got the entire bakery down there. Is it supposed to be that fat?” Beatrice asked.
“Yup! Just made some small alterations to his casing. A lot of images on his electronic devices had pictures of Urumi with larger utters & a noticeable increase of fat on her bones, so I’m helping him get more comfortable by making his vessel even better fitting for his tastes.” Yukari elaborated. #78 could barely even focus on what they were saying anymore with such a fuzzy head. Not like he was currently using his head anyway. Anon #78 was fully at a loss for words while he jiggled around his new tits and tummy. Despite his self-deprecating comments on his weight just a few minutes earlier, he was a skinny little bone of a person no different from you or me in reality. But now? Now he'd almost fully become a 1-1 replica of this plump, kind-hearted slamcow from a franchise he liked. He felt brief tears form as memories of some fucked up doujins he would always read started flashing in his head. Those stories of Yukari abducting random boys to mess with were supposed to be fiction! So then why…
(OG Urumi pic made by えび１９３on Pixiv)
Anon isn't even able to get another word in with the two vile ladies before his singular remaining remnant of who he once was, his head, was engulfed by a plastic shell replica of the Ushi-oni's face. It even added her bright red horns on the top. With this, everything to do with his old identity had completely washed away. (S)he was now officially Urumi Ushizaki - Parental Guardian of Ancient Fish. No bones about it.
"Ah, the perfect ending for the transformation. Truly, this makes everything so much more satisfying. You’ve been one of the best subjects I’ve seen so far, so I'll try & enjoy these remaining few moments to the fullest."
Beatrice's expression turns slightly cruel.
"Your mind is hopefully now completely under my control. The finishing touches will have hopefully removed all remnants of your oh-so boring previous personality, and from now on, you shall only be the big and beautiful Mrs. Ushizaki! So how do you feel now that you're a perfect woman, girlfriend?"
“...What the fuck did you do to me?” Anon squealed with what little self-restraint he had left. “M-My voice! I... I can't go home to my family now. You can’t legally keep me stuck like this…”
Yukari stepped forward. "Goodness! You're acting so abrasive today, Urumi! But It wouldn't surprise me if underneath all that rage you already have some motherly feelings about Ebisu and friends flowing through your v-”
“I'M NOT A GODDAMN GIRL! NOR MOTHER! NOR SISTER! I-I don't care how much you gaslight me, I'm not budging. Please! Have you not had your fill yet?” Snapped Anon. Seems like he still has a little fight in him.
"Awww~ Denial is such a cute response. So it's clear that your subconscious is still struggling. Your mind might try to deny the facts, but your body knows better. Just look at that throbbing rod in your pants! When a man like yourself is transformed into a woman, your body knows exactly what it wants, even if your mind can't come to terms with it. So you can keep denying it, but you and I both know the truth, now don't we sweetheart?"
Yukari yawned while flicking her titular fan. “Alright, This kerfuffle has been fun. But we have many more people we need to get too & I say we’ve just about reached your wits end. Time to end things.” The gaphag then proceeded to open a rift in order to grab what could only be described as two glowing balls of blue stuck right next to eachother.
“Goodbye, Mr #78. I look forward to where you end up a month from now.”
"Wait, are those-"
With a quick CRUNCH, Yukari smushed the odd object in her palm to bits. Almost immediately, Anon started feeling something odd boiling in the more sensitive regions of her body. It took mere seconds before her dick aggressively started ejaculating unusually large amounts of semen from it. It was the biggest load she’d ever dispensed. It was hard to describe, but it felt as if every single ounce of hunk spunk within her testicles - every remaining drop of what used to be her rightful masculinity were being forcefully blasted outwards. Meanwhile, her supposedly fake breasts strangely started to drizzle out what looked to be silky fresh spider web material from the nipples. Guess the “spider” part of the character started bubbling out. Not like it mattered anyway.
(OG Urumi pic made by oshiaki)
"AHHH~ OOOH~ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT! NOT MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
The pressure and pleasure was too much for poor old Urumi, and before she could experience whatever euphoria was coming up next…
She passed out.
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“I’ll admit, I never thought Komachi & Eiki Shiki could’ve EVER had this kind of hobby! Didn't think they’d be into nail art but boy howdy I’m glad they are. I couldn't have ever found out that I rock this dark blue color otherwise, hmmhmm~!” Urumi said, holding her hands up to her cheeks to show off her new navy nails & award winning smile..
(OG Urumi pic made by EmeraldKitty)
“Urumi-chan! Uu-uu! I need you to push me more! The swing is slowing down!” Maria cried.
“Oh sure sure, just give me a second! I’m busy talking to some-”
“But Urumi-chan! We don't have all day! I want it noooooooow… Uoooooh... XO”
“Okay, Okay! You're lucky I let you get away with so much cause you're adorable. Well, looks like I gotta get MOOOOO-ving. Guess I’ll see you two another day! Maybe we can hang out sometime soon at my place. See you later, Alligators!” Urumi said before dashing off back onto the playground to help the uncomfortably large-tited Maria Ushiromiya. Or well, as quickly as such a big-boned cow can.
“...You think we should try and tell him? I cannot tell at this point if he’s just really in-character or has been just completely mind-broken brain-washed and it’s kinda scaring me.” Battler asked his companion. Meiling however wasn’t really paying much attention to anything. She was constantly prying at her body, seemingly trying to get it to come off or finally find that magic zipper that’ll free themselves from their new body. Unfortunately, that zipper didn't exist.
“Damn it Damn it Damn it! Of course the one day I come back to /jp/ after a months-long break, this bullshit happens & I get involved in it. I wanted to fuck Hong, not be her! There's got to be an Eject button of some kind here somewhere-”
“Hey, at least you get to be your favorite character. Battler isn’t anywhere near my Top 5 yet I ended up with him anyway. He wasn’t even my answer in the thread! It was Natushi.”
“Wait, why are you complaining about this? You’re one of the few people here who got to keep both their dignity and masculinity. Battler kicks fuwarkin' ass.”
“I used to be a woman, Meiling.”
“Oh…”
…
“You have my deepest sympathies.” Meiling said in a tone that can only be described as "the one doctors use when telling you a family member had died from cancer"