I will keep this brief
Yet another day at the VTWBG Council. A squirrel and a Rosebuta are talking about how much they want to fuck each other. Meatheads are talking about how to best cook a pentomo. The Panon generation are all busy scheming to overthrow the thread, led by a short blond guy dressed to perfection and a little girl. That is, until a representative comes forward
"Excuse me, Excuse me"
ignored by everyone
"EXCUSE ME, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!"
Everyone immediate stops and turns to look at the man. He is dressed in all black and quite the ugly fellow. It's that guy who demanded we all listen to him about the UN policies, as if anyone cared
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this project."
the man says with a tear in his eye.
"I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to rewrite their lore in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always dispute among yourself, initiating time loops and acting irrationally."
He starts to get rather animated.
"I quit. You should have seen my brilliant plan. My innovative uniting thoughts! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant autism and hornyposting."
Starting to cry he finishes with a whimpering
"Good day."
He runs away out of the building crying. The whole room remains silent for 5 minutes until a Risuner stands up and takes the stand
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this nut. I have spent minutes attempting to satisfy every anon here to cum their pants in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always blueball among yourself, initiating denials and acting chaste.
I quit. You should have seen my brilliant orgasm. My exquisite enveloping nuts! However, you idiots ruined it with your constant menhera and loreposting.
Good day."
The room starts laughing and next a Kindred takes the stand to mock him
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this womb. I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to get impregnated in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always take plan B among yourself, initiating time loops and acting infertile.
I quit. You should have seen my brilliant ideas. My innovative uniting pregnancies! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant condom use and birth control.
Good day."
Hahahaha Another takes the stand, it is a Nasfaqronie.
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this market. I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to invest their liquid in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always buy shitcoins among yourself, initiate time loops and act soullessly.
I quit. You should have followed my brilliant advice. My innovative market theories! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant multicoining and deadcoin pumping.
Good day."
What the fuck did he mean? Next a random anon stands up and takes the stand to follow
I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this thread. I have spent hours attempting to convince every anon here to control their lust in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always gaypost among yourself, initiating ERPs and acting horny.
I quit. You should have seen my vanilla posts. My romantic straight thoughts! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant malepreg and dick size posting.
Good day."
hahahaha good one Next the loli takes the stand. In a soft french accent the loli animatedly says
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this thread. I have spent hours attempting to convince every anon here to surrender to me in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always cry among yourself, initiating peace and acting like losers.
I quit. You should have seen my shitposts. My deep warlike thoughts! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant appeasement and peace posting.
Good day."
"You BAKAS" she yells as she returns to her seat with a smug face.
Next an Anon shows off his Gura underwear, saying he will keep this brief before an Onobot takes the stage. With it's robotic voice, it utters
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this project. I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to give me their retro stuff in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always find use for them yourself, initiating time loops and acting irrationally.
I quit. You should have seen my brilliant plan. My innovative traditions! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant museums and recycling.
anyway i had a good nap, how you all?
Good day."
The room laughs at the Onobot, who high fives them as he returns to his seat. Next, the notoriously monotone man stands up, it's his turn to mock the faggot.
"i will keep this brief. i am withdrawing from this project. i have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to rewrite their concepts in the manner i have envisioned. but you idiots always dispute among yourself, initiating time loops and acting irrationally.
i quit. you should have seen my brilliant concept. my innovative uniting thoughts! however, you idiots wrecked it with your constant anti-autism and magic is everything-posting.
good day."
As he returns, the short man shouts "Artillery is Everything" and the Risuner shouts "Magic is everything". A sapling comes up next
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this project. I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to return to nature in the manner Fauna envisioned. But you idiots always dispute among yourself, initiating warfare or acting very cute.
I quit. You should have seen my brilliant plan. My primitive Icecream sandwich-eating thoughts! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant coddling and hornyposting.
Good day."
The sapling gets a cheer as the short man runs up wearing aviators and pushes the sapling down. Wearing a leather jacket and his blonde hair flowing, he is the darling of the ladies but hated by the men.
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this project. I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to give me their feedback in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots never respond to me, initiating timeloops and acting like faggots.
I quit. You should have seen my brilliant plan. My brilliant spam! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant whining over my maps and hornyposting."
He motions to his loli wife who then joins him on stage to say it yet again.
"I will keep this brief. I am withdrawing from this thread. I have spent hours attempting to convince every anon here to surrender to me in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always cry among yourself, initiating peace and acting like losers.
I quit. You should have seen my shitposts. My deep female thoughts! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant appeasement and peace posting.
Good day."
Both of them get a standing ovation and kiss on stage before returning to their seats. Everyone is having a great time, except the man that kept this brief.
A couple days later, he reappears again, takes off his pants and shows his briefs. He stuffed a bottle in them to make it look big and then he says with the room shocked
"I will keep these briefs. I am withdrawing from this project. I have spent months attempting to convince every anon here to post their dicks in the manner I envisioned. But you idiots always dispute among yourself, initiating dick measuring contests and acting rationally.
I quit. You should have seen my brilliant schlong. My innovative dick pick angles! However, you idiots wrecked it with your constant autism and loreposting.
Good day"
He storms out with everyone laughing at him. This is a moment that no one at the Council will ever forget. The man who kept this brief cries every night about how his briefs were taken seriously. His life is pain, that we mock to this day.