Guramei Overwatch Transcript

Transcript of Ame's conversations from the Guramei Overwatch 2 collab. [Holo] means it was sent in text chat.

02:12:31
Gura: -excited shark noise- Watson joined!
Mumei: What?
Gura: Amewia Watson has joined our lobby.
Mumei: What?? Ah! Oh my gosh! Wait. Oh wait your- oh my gosh. Hello.
[Ame]: hallo
Gura: Oh baby a triple! Oh baby a triple stack! I think Ame wants to use text chat, you got- oh there she is. Hallo!
[Ame]: im a chatter today
Gura: Aaaaame!
[Ame]: IM the chat today
Gura: Ame is chat.

Mumei: Ame! Hi. Carry us please.
[Ame]: hiii
Gura: Ame's the chat now.
[Ame]: okeyyyy]
Mumei: I want to be damage, because I have faith now that Ame's here, we will win even if I'm DPS.
[Gura]: SMELLY
[Ame]: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mumei: I got... nnnnnaan.
Gura: Naan!
Mumei: I think. I think it is. Yes, it is.
[Ame]: mmmm garlic naan
Gura: Is it garlic naan? -exact same time that Ame wrote it-
Mumei: No, it's wheat, it's not nearly as good.
Gura: Ugh.
Mumei: Garlic naan is so good. Garlic naan with cheese...
[Gura]: MMM
Gura: Melty cheese?
Mumei: Yes, it's so good!
Gura: Tasty~~~
[Ame]: yammy

02:19:12
[Ame]: mmm I like the corn sushi at conveyor places
Gura: Ame likes corn sushi. I don't think I ever tried that one.
Mumei: Corn sushi?
Gura: Yeah.
Mumei: I don't think I tried that either.

02:21:29
Gura: That dude's name is IBSWarrior. Ahaha.
Mumei: What's his name? IBSWarrior?
Gura: IBSWarrior, haha.
Mumei: Man, why'd I turn streamer mode on?
[Ame]: letsg ooo

2:24:06
[Ame]: wahhhh nt
Mumei: Wahh
Gura: Well...
Mumei: That's okay, we lost when-when Gura and I started, we lost the first one, so this time for sure, or the next one for sure, we're gonna win. It just did a little reset in the order of which ones we win cause Ame joined.
[Ame]: yayayya
Mumei: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah.
Gura: We will win.

2:25:46
Mumei: Hi Ameee, isn't it a beautiful day for Overwatch?
[Ame]: hiii
[Ame]: yeaahhhh kinda
Mumei: Y'know, before the stream, I went outside to take my Animol out, and I saw a bird, and I was like, "Man, that bird will never know the struggle or the pain of playing Overwatch".
[Ame]: its for the best
[Ame]: bastion has a bird
Mumei: I wish I was a bird, I wish my—Bastion? He does. I was thinking about Bastion's bird too. I did. And... what I was I, I don't remember what I was gonna say. But I did also think about Bastion's bird when I saw that bird.
[Ame]: o_________o
Mumei: And I thought "man that's sad", that I thought about Bastion's bird when I saw a bird.
[Ame]: if you had to eat and hunt birds if we ran out of food could u
Mumei: I think it depends on the bird. Depends. Like a chicken I could. Because I have a bad history with a chicken. I've been attacked by a chicken before.
[Ame]: lmao
Mumei: I could just channel my inner child that was attacked by a chicken and release all the rage. It's still there. Still there.
[Ame]: I saw a chicken video of a rooster and he picks berries for all his hens
[Ame]: so cute
Mumei: That is cute! That's so cute. What the heck? Why can't the rooster do that for me?
[Ame]: he takes care of them
Mumei: Isn't it true, is it true. That. Hens won't lay eggs unless a rooster is nearby?
Gura: Really?
Mumei: I think so, isn't that true?
[Ame]: ummm idk! I want to get chickens so that would be good to know
Mumei: Oh it's not true. It's a myth. Oh my gosh, that's how they can figure out who's a real farmer and who isn't. That's how you separate the posers.
Gura: You're not a real farmer. Are you on FarmersOnly.com?
Mumei: FarmersOnly.com!
Gura: I don't think so! What's your rank?
Mumei: Man. How did those work? Like how did those websites work? Did you have to like pay to join? Probably, right? This was like before ads were the thing that got...
[Ame]: i think so
Mumei: Yeah. So you'd have to like—I wonder how much it cost to join FarmersOnly.com. And I wonder like, what proof did you have to share to prove you were really a farmer.
Gura: They've got a premium battle pass for the real farmers. Wait. Premium planting pass.
[Ame]: you have to own a tractor
[Gura]: premium plough pass
[Gura]: SHOW PROOF
Gura: Show your driver's license that you're qualified to drive a tractor, yes.
Mumei: Like.. oh, what if you like are a man or a woman are you like, kinda like those sugar momma, sugar daddy websites, like you're just looking to marry INTO a farmer... farm. Would they allow that do you think?
Gura: An up-and-coming farmer?
Mumei: Like you want, you want a farmer but you're not a farmer, cause you want the farm.
[Ame]: aspiring farmer here
Mumei: Aspiring farmer, yeah.
Gura: hahaha
[Ame]: looking to marry into a farm family
Gura: Looking to marry into a farm family... I have a high yield, massive green, genetic green thumb.

Gura: FarmersOnly.com~
Mumei: Why did they play that on, oh wait, I was gonna say 'why would they play those on like kids' channels' but I guess... parents? Divorced farmers? DivorcedFamers.com?
[Ame]: lmao

02:32:11
Gura: Wait, that eats things? Ner- Nerissa's, wait is that name, wait, Orissa?
[Ame]: ya
Gura: I was calling her Nerissa... That's not Nerissa...

02:34:59
Gura: What is the lore of Overwatch?
Mumei: Um, there are heroes, and they once had a watch, but then bad people became bad, and...
[Ame]: um theres evil guys
Mumei: Then something else happens, so they became Overwatch again. I don't remember why they stopped being Overwatch.

02:37:54
-TEAM KILL!-
Gura: Commence the flaming in the chat!
Mumei: Woaaaah, Ame is crazy.
-VICTORY!-
[Ame]: YATTAAAAAA
Gura: Ooooooooo!
[Gura]: OOOOOOOOOO
Mumei: Yatta.
Gura: Yattaaaaaa! Wahoo!

02:38:51
Mumei: Have I rekindled both of your loves for Overwatch?
Gura: Yes. Thank you, Mumei.
Mumei: Ahaha!
[Ame]: ya!
Mumei: Ya! Aha, isn't that great, chat? Aren't you so happy to hear?
Gura: We will play every day.
Mumei: Every day.
[Ame]: actualyl i reinstalled a few days ago maybe they put something in the water
Mumei: Heheha, you uninstalled it...
Gura: It's the water, sure tastes like Overwatch 2 today.

02:43:49
Gura: What's the last Disney movie you watched?
Mumei: Uh, Bae tried getting me to watch Pirates of the Caribbean, but we didn't finish it. I never watched it before.
Gura: Ooooh, the first one?
Mumei: Yeah.
Gura: Oooooooh!
Mumei: It, it was good, I just got sleepy, I couldn't finish it. I want to though. What's the last one you watched?
Gura: Oh, the Incredibles!
Mumei: That's a good one. That's my favorite Pixar one.
Gura: It's real good! Oh, wait, is that Disney-Pixar? Yeah.
Mumei: Yeahhh. What about you, Ame?
Gura: Aaame.
Mumei: Look at her, she's typing a note, she's typing.
[Ame]: i dont remember ;-;
Mumei: Ah! That's so sad.
Gura: No memories.

[Ame]: i think the last movie i watched was dune 2
Mumei: The last movie you watched was Dune 2? Ohhh.
Gura: -Dune noises-

Gura: I haven't seen any of the Dune movies!
Mumei: I haven't either.
Gura: Are they, are they good?
Mumei: I mean, if they made a second one...
Gura: That's true.
[Ame]: they are pretty to look at !!
Mumei: I mean they also made a second Sharknado.
Gura: HEY MAN. SHARKNADO IS GOOD, OKAY?
Mumei: Good experience.
Gura: Cinema.
-Ame dies-
[Ame]: wehhhhhhhhhhhh
Mumei: Wehhhh!

02:46:59
Mumei: Do you have any TV shows you play in the background while you do other stuff? I only do it now that I have a TV, when I didn't I...
Gura: Uhh, no I've been watching streams. I have streams up. Like Fauna's Witcher.
[Ame]: i listen to youtube video essays
Gura: YouTube essays! Yeahhhh!
Mumei: Oh I do that too!
Gura: Deep dives on amusement park, theme park attractions, yes.

02:49:54
-DEFEAT-
[Ame]: sweaty zarya no life
Gura: Sweaty Zarya—Say it in the main chat, Watson! You won't! I'll say it.
[Ame]: SWEATY ZARYA NO LIFE PATHETIC
[Mumei]: sweaty zarya
[Gura]: SWEATYYY OO OO OO
Gura: Ooh, sweaty Zar—You said it! We're all saying it! Oooohhh.

02:50:56
[Ame]: can i change my role
Mumei: Yes! You can change your role.
Gura: I'm sweaty but I'm still bad, what does that mean?
Mumei: Yeah my hands are... not completely dry.
Gura: Oooh, sweatyyy...
[Ame]: o___o

Gura: Oh... you have to buy these now?
Mumei: You have to get the battle pass, then you buy currency
Gura: Whaaaat?
Mumei: and then you can buy stuff I KNOW ISN'T A GREAT SYSTEM!?
Gura: I don't wanna buy em!
Mumei: Isn't that great...
[Ame]: battle "I'll pass"
Gura: CAREFUL WATSON. CAREFUL WATSON! We, we love battle pass...
[Ame]: WE LOVE OVERWATCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mumei: What a great concept. Who wouldn't want one? Give me, give me one con that comes with a battle pass.
Gura: Ummm, you get free stuff, how can you hate it?
Mumei: Exactly, can't think of a single thing...
[Ame]: "FREE"

02:52:57
Gura: WAIT THEY GOT A... it's Bijou!
Mumei: I know, I was thinking that too! I was like, it's a pebble!
Gura: It's a pebble! It's purple!
[Ame]: OOOOOOOO
[Ame]: that looks just like it!!!!
Gura: Cuuute. I like the mohawk, yes.
[Ame]: contacting the cover copyright team rn
[Ame]: *joke*
Mumei: Joke. Was joke.
[Gura]: COVER.COM REPORTING YOU

Mumei: What would happen if I play Widowmaker? What would transpire?
[Ame]: wittewy we would win
Gura: Wittewy.
Mumei: Wittewy.

Get:the:timestamp
-FIRST ROUND, WON-
Mumei: Yeah!
Gura: Yeaaah: Let's goooo team!
[Ame]: yahooooo
[Gura]: OOOOOO
[Mumei]: Your carry is here...
Gura: Wiwow.
Mumei: We're very lucky with this team match... haha...
[Ame]: you are my emotional support
Mumei: You are the reason I haven't uninstalled the game...
Gura: You're the reason we installed the game, Mumei!
[Ame]: looool
Gura: Watson fall back! -Ame dies-

03:04:00
-VICTORY-
Gura: Huuuuuge...
Mumei: Yeaah!
Gura: W!
[Ame]: WOOOOO
[Gura]: WOOOOOOOOO
Mumei: I can play one more... then I have to go...
[Ame]: one more lets goooooooooo

03:04:46
Mumei: Oh yeah, isn't it crazy, they had a Cowboy Bebop collaboration?
Gura: They did?
Mumei: Yeah.
Gura: I think they did, I think I remember seeing that, right?
Mumei: Yeaaah. They did. "Overwatch is Fortnite now". Hehe.
Gura: Put Peter Griffin in Overwatch!
[Ame]: hololive skin ? :)
Gura: Put hololive in Overwatch!
Mumei: Yeaaaah! Yeaah. I feel like Family Guy could work well in it. I can think of quite a few...
[Ame]: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gura: I can see that.
Mumei: I see it.
Gura: Hey Lois, I'm in Overwatch!
Mumei: What Ame, what da Ame say, oh, "no", heheee.
Gura: Nyoooooo!
Mumei: Nooooooo! Perhaps it's best, that we keep a distance. For, for our sanity...

03:06:37
Mumei: Okay, last one, so long as we win, but no actually it has to be, I have to go.
[Ame]: okiiie
Mumei: I have extra correcular, curr-cur, currec, I have extra cureculur, extra currec... I have extra activities.
Gura: Ooooh!
-Ame spams Reinhardt hallo voice line-
[Ame]: HALLO
Mumei: Hello!
Gura: HALLO!

03:09:56
-Ame dies-
-Gura revives Ame-
-Ame dies-
-Gura dies-
Gura: Guuwaahh, gg I rezzed Amelia into that sorry!
[Ame]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Gura]: :DDDDDDDD

03:15:07
-Ame and Gura are playing Pharmercy-
[Rando]: pharamhmercy loser alert
Gura: HUHUHUH, "Pharmercy loser alert", OH, OH
Mumei: Toooxic! Toooxic!
Gura: I gotta afk hold on.
[Gura]: YEAH SAY IT AGAIN
...
Gura: Sorrrry I failed the main reason of our Pharmercy, I'm sorry Watson...
...
-TEAM KILL-
[Ame]: oooooof
[Rando1]: pharamercy loser alert
[Ame]: shoot
Gura: PHARMERCY LOSER ALERT?
[Rando2]: losers
Gura: NUH UH
[Gura]: NUH UH
[Rando2]: orisa diff
[Mumei]: no
[Mumei]: not true
[Rando3]: had to counter pick twice
[Rando1]: YUH HUH IT'S A CHEAP COP OUT
Gura: YUH HUH
[Rando3]: still lost
Mumei: This is Overwatch!
[Gura]: NU UH
[Rando4]: dont be meaN!
[Gura]: L A LALALALAL NU HUH
[Rando6]: i have a loving girlfriend
[Rando3]: dont be bad
[Ame]: sorry u dont have a cute pocket mercy
[Rando5]: salty?
Mumei: HAHAHAHA
Gura: No. No!
Mumei: Oh. Oh my. Oh that was wonderful.
Gura: Whatever.
Mumei: We-we-we can do one more.
Gura: One more! Quick game.
[Ame]: one moooore
Gura: We'll walk in, we'll blast em off the map, and then...
[Ame]: encoreee
Mumei: And we'll win.
Gura: ...and we'll win. Encore!
Mumei: Encore! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Wait no not encore, cause then that would mean we lose again.

03:18:42
Gura: Wait Watson what's your least favorite bug? If you have one.
[Ame]: potato bug
Gura: Potato bug? What is that...
Mumei: What is potato bug, is it bugs that live in potatoes and ruin potato so you can't eat the potato anymore? -gasp-
Gura: Oh it's... oh it's... wait is it the thing that looks like an oversized ant? ...That is terrible. Ew that is what it is! Ewwuhuahuauaaa
Mumei: Oh my.
Gura: It looks like it's big enough to have a brain, I don't like it.
Mumei: Wait it's kind of cute though.
Gura: Noooooo!

[Ame]: they look like they might be nutritious
Mumei: They DO look like they'd be nutritious... like you could deep fry it.
Gura: It could be juicy.
Mumei: Oh what's the word, put it on a skewer. Oh my god- oh my gosh. Okay I, I need to now go on my computer, send this picture, hold on.
Gura: Sending pictures! Spud bugs! I like that word, spud bugs.
Mumei: Look up potato bug, and then scroll... This is so sad, it's so dramatic, hold on. Look how dramatic it is.
Gura: I'm looking... I just sent, I just sent that one to Watson! And I said, 'damn gurl'. Oh nyo! Ahhhh.
[Ame]: EUGHHH
[Ame]: YOU GUYS SENT ME THE SAME UGLY PICTUREEEE
Gura: Hehehaha, it's, it's, look at the way it's laying though!
Mumei: It looks like it's about to die and it's asking for something for the last time.
[Ame]: it looks human...
Gura: It's laying on its, it's, it's laying on its back and I thought it was like, I dunno... draw me...

03:23:28
-Mumei loses to a Widow-
Mumei: OH! Oh she's... oh.. I mean I, I probably was very predictable, I was just predicting she wasn't that good. I should have, I should have predicted otherwise.
[Ame]: gotta spam crouch her

03:28:18
Gura: Did we win?
Mumei: Yeah we are gonna win.
[Ame]: almost
Mumei: For sure. Almost. Almost win.
-VICTORY-
[Ame]: ez game
Gura: Whoo!
[Ame]: It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy.
Gura: Whooooooo!
[Gura]: wOOOOOO
Mumei: Yaaaaaaaa!
[Mumei]: YAAAAAAAAAA
[Mumei]: we aren't watching this
-skips PotG-
Gura: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WA-AMELIA? WHAT THE...?
[Ame]: its when u say gg ez
[Ame]: gg ez
[Mumei]: ggez
[Ame]: in game chat
[Gura]: gg EEEEEz
[Gura]: my mommy said its bedtime
Mumei: Anyways! I must go.
Gura: It is time to moom!
Mumei: I must moom elsewhere now.
Gura: Ah, the moomening, I see.
Mumei: It continues. Non, non-stop.
[Ame]: my moomy said its my bedtime
Mumei: Thank you for playing with me! Oh my gosh~
Gura: Oh thank you for playing in the first place so I could join!
Mumei: I can't, I can't believe you guys are here...
Gura: Moom in Overwatch is good for the soul!
[Ame]: thank you!!!!!
Mumei: I can't, I can't believe... I feel like this has satisfied whatever was going on. So I will not be playing Overwatch for the rest of the week as I said for some reason.
Gura: Mmmm do we believe it? Mmmmm...
Mumei: I believe it. Because I had fun this time. I am content. I am free.
Gura: You filled the Overwatch tank.
Mumei: Yes.
[Ame]: we had our fill right :)
Mumei: You have freed—thank you both of you. You have freed me from this prison I created for myself.
[Ame]: time to uninstall~
-Gumei giggles-
Mumei: Time to make space for something else!
Gura: Wait... I get to uninstall it twice! Yay!
[Gura]: YIPPEEEE
[Ame]: I'll leave it for a few weeks

Mumei: Anyway thank you! For watching! Thank you for playing!
Gura: Thanks guys! Thanks Moom, thanks Aaa-me!
[Ame]: ty!!!
[Ame]: ggs
[Ame]: ^_^
[Ame]: ^_^/