I love the Smell of Burnt Fur in the Mornin'

Unknown day, aboard RZ69 above the Tree of Risu

"Mein Kapitan, ze Treerrats lands are below us."

"Danke, Major Lutz" puffs his cigar "HAHAHAHHAHAHA, These fools will soon learn what happens when you steal from the Empire and timeloop all the time over gut lore!" laughed Kapitan von Fierböhm "But first, put on me record!"

"Jawohl Mein Kapitan!" puts on the classic record, Glücklicher Sohn with it's B-side Jeder will die Welt beherrschen.

"Ah that's the good stuff, is our payload ready to be dropped?"

"Jawohl! Mein Kapitan we are over the Tree of Risu right now!"

"GUT LEZ EM GO FIRE!!!!" Screamed Fierböhm

Screams were heard across RZ69 and one final scream "BOMBEN LOSE!" was accompanied by the shrieks of the bombs falling on their target. The 69 other Ricthofens also released their payloads at the same time on the Tree and Pasuma.

Singing along, Fierböhm says with a grin "JEDER WILL DIE WELT BEHERRSCHEN!" as blasts and screams erupt from below him as the wrath of the Empire falls on to the helpless treerrats.

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On the ground

"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING HURTS AWWWHHWHAHFDSDFSDFSWSAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" dies

"NO NO NOT MY DICK! NO PLEASE NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"MY TIMELOOPS COUGH COUGH COUGH NOOOOOOO THAT WITCH FROM THE NORTH NOOOOOOOOOO"

"MAGIC ISNT ...... everything noooooo."

Looking on below, Fierböhm is pleased with what is done. All of the timelooping. All of the fools now on fire. It feels good to be a fortunate son of the Empire and not a tree rrat.

6 gorillian Risuners died as a result of this raid. A certain man known for his love of Onolumi would be proud...