Cade ᵒʳ Samsa ಎ⺀
༢‧̍̊ he/she ᵢ𓏲 ENTP
Cynical Prince 𓂃
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Hi!!! I am Samsa, but please call me Cade if you know me irl. 
I'm 15 years old, born on October 1st. My favorite color is orange. I like sweets and my cats. I dislike dogs and coffee. My hobbies include beading, crafting in general, calling with friends, and sweating wikis. My interests are insects and the human body. My current hyperfixation is Nanbaka. I'm one of those cringe selfshippers who's in love with a fictional character– I ♡ Uno! I'm an extrovert but I dislike people. I consider myself lithromantic and apothisexual; collect my microlabels. My favorite genres of music are drum & bass, synth pop, and nu metal. 
I struggle with tone and I get into a slump if I think I've been annoying, please be straightforward if I make you uncomfortable! If we aren't close, do not make sexual comments, even as a joke, it can be really upsetting for me. 
I'm very aproachable, please be my friend.
Shout out to my bff 5ever!!