Sources
I'll make this cute Later.
Alexis Ness 、Blue Lock
Sam Winchester 、SPN
Ill add the rest later i think
I don't care about "doubles"... miss me w/ that shit
every morning, i clap exactly 17 times before leaving my room to shatter any lingering dream residue that might have congealed overnight. dreams, if left unchecked, can harden into reality, and i can’t risk waking up to a timeline where i still have a dentist appointment from 2011 waiting for me. the claps reset the air molecules and ensure i am firmly rooted in the correct dimension.
i only eat foods that are either perfectly spherical or completely flat. anything in between is structurally compromised and susceptible to energetic interference. one time, i ate a croissant, and for three days, i could hear a second, fainter version of myself narrating everything i did half a second after i did it. never again.