yes i call myself s dirk splinter yes my persona is a strider and ohhbmungpd i know its bor8ng and kinda cringe but please stop yawning. stop it. Stop. o..? oh wow. real Mature. Yeah point and Laugh at me. in some sorta Nonchalant way. Yeah. Thanks. So you werent ti—ok yes i Understand it was for the bit but can we stop This ok can you...? fuck Off ok go away. alright yeah Thanks. god Yes i promise i'll Never do this embarrassing Ranting again. back

sep 15 '25 the friday was as goated as i thought. MY KEYCHAINS WHERREEE AREEE THEYY

sep 12 '25 this friday is going to be the most goated day of all time. i swear to god. i can sense it. keychains When where are my Keychains oh my god

sep 11 '25 god. god i miss jake english and jane crocker hey can my keychains come in sooner? And.. amd roxy...... Ghrhahhxhhhhh uweenueuehehuu. and i can't even talk about it or shit. oh why am i dying? why do i have a tummy ache? yeah its the fucking homestuck cast. like whatever. holy shit.

sep 10 '25 SHOT. SHOT WITH A GUN there's no other option there just isn't another option. there's no other way of going about this. kinnie. bullshit. kinnie bullshit. such kinnie bullshit. what url was it on. um. well, one of these...dirk urls, had this shit written on it, about how "kinnies" isnt a term or something? HELLO i left and am back. i found it. "first of all fuck you fuck all of you dirk strider kinnies the term kinnies isnt even real its called synning fuck you guys" and like. i don't know. what're...what're we doing. it isnt "called synning". those are different...terms? used by different people? obviously people who use "kinnie" being casuals or whatever, but there's nothing wrong with that i don't think. oh, but, like, yeah, i don't know, they're different, unless the intent was to say like "you think youre kinning but youre just a lowly synpath muuahahahwhheh" or something?