al-Khilāfah: The Agnami Caliphate

Motto: الموت للكفار، المجد للبطيخ
Capital: Riyasa
Leader: Caliph Al-Mahdi Agnami

Flag

watamelon flag

Geography

watamelon map
Map of the Agnami Caliphate

National Anthems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc
"God, al-Khilāfah, and Watamelon"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmHx1LoD90k
"War Chant"

Table of Contents

Summary:

al-Khilāfah is a radical state intent on conquest and havock around the world by Jihad and the word of al-Watamelon the Prophet. No one is safe from us, not Holos, Nijis nor Indies. All will feel our wrath, and all must convert or die. We will spread the word of the true religion around the world and by Watame, victory is certain. Allu-a-Watamelon!

Economy:

The economy is based on one thing, Watermelons. Watermelons are love, Watermelons are life. Anyone who does not like Watermelons must be forced to like them in one way or another. Watermelons are our currency; Watermelons show our love of Watamelon.

To wage holy war against the infidels, we have been forced to produce weapons, many ships large and small, cannons, bombs, etc. Material goods and luxury goods are considered to be worthless and thus we only produce simple things that we need for life.

Logging, Pastures, Mining, Smelting, and Industries; all dedicated to the growth of our nation and its expansion into the lands of our neighbors.

Slaves are crucial to our growth and enslaving people to produce Watermelons is extremely important for our economy. Our slaves are all willing slaves for Watamelon. Anyone who disputes this will be stoned.

Religion and Politics:

Our religion is our state, and our state is our religion. The Caliph is the religious and political leader of our people and is a descendant of al-Watamelon himself. The Caliph, as the dual leader, has the responsibility to leading the nation in the true religion, calling Jihadis against infidels and being a true follower of Watame. Any Caliph who fails in this will be stoned for his unworthiness.

Each follower of Watame is called to prayer 3 times a day and must respond by uttering the

There is no god but Watame and Watame is the only god and her true prophet was al-Watamelon Furthermore, there is no Watermelons better than Watamelons and all Watermelons must become Watamelons. Watame will grant us strength, Watame will grant us hospitality, Watame will grant us victory and Watame will grant us peace. Allah Watame, Allu-a-Watamelon!

Army

Watamelon Navy
Motto: سيف الخراف

Our army consists of fearless holy warriors dedicated to the cause. They are the sword of Watame

Ghazis are the holy raiders or those who take place in foreign expeditions and from the words of the poet al-Batikh

"Our business is to make raids on the enemy, on our neighbor and our own brother, in the event we find none to raid but a brother."

The basis of our war strategy is continuous raids on our enemies in order to strike fear into them, bring plunder and slaves back home, and the leave them unsettled. This strategy has proven itself extremely effective over the years and we have triumphed many times because of it. The struggle for Watame and Watamelon is considered the holiest path, and the word Jihad means this. We undergo these struggles against infidels to prove that we are truly ones with Watame and she is with us. By her word, we conquer.

The Infantry of the Army:

Sekban, warriors drawn from the peasants and armed with Muskets, Bows and swords. The bulk of the army are these irregulars and levies. They are divided into specific groups themselves

Isarelys, which are the musketeers levies trained in line tactics. Questionable Quality
Fellahin, Musketeers drawn from tribes. Poor Quality
Yaya, Bowmen drawn from tribes. Skilled Bowmen but poor quality
Dervishes, Fanatical melee warriors that are similar to Bashi-bazouks but less uncontrollable. Effective irregulars
Azzars, Irregular Skirmishers armed with Muskets
Bashi-bazouk, swordsmen that have a reckless and fearless attitude but also are uncontrollable. Very effective irregulars.
Dervendjis, auxiliaries used for guarding key positions and called if need in battle
Ghilman, slave warriors armed with Muskets, bows and swords.
Zamindari Pikemen, feudal pike levies of questionable quality

Haydut, Skilled Irregulars drawn from the bandits that are very skilled in skirmishing. Good Quality
Janissaries, Elite Musketeers heavily trained in line tactics that can compete with any other infantry type in the world. Also, adept swordsmen and shock troops in their own right. Elite Quality and extremely effective. Has own social class.

The Cavalry of the Army:

Zamindari Horsemen, levy Horse Archers, Questionable Quality.
Kuloglu, mounted tribal skirmishers armed with a blunderbuss. Questionable Quality
Akıncı, Light Cavalry that specializes in Scouting and raiding. Questionable quality
Deli Horsemen, irregular mounted skirmishers and light cavalry. Decent Quality.
Silladar Lancers, levy Lancers and light cavalry men. Decent Quality.
Deve Binicileri, Camel Warriors hardened by the desert and effective against most cavalry. Decent Quality
Deve Topçuları, Camel Skirmishers armed with Muskets hardened from the desert. Decent Quality.
Qizilbashi Cavalry, Irregular Horse Archers and Light Cavalry that specialize in raiding and skirmishing. Good Quality.
Shaturnal Camel Gunners, hardened desert warriors armed with a swivel gun on the camel's hump. Good Quality
Zırhlı Süvari, Well Armored heavy cavalry armed with a sword. Good Quality.
Ağır At Okçusu, well trained and effective Horse Archers. Good Quality.
Mamluk, Light Slave Cavalry that are trained from birth to be warriors. Great at all things Light Cavalry does. Elite Quality
Sipahi, Heavy Lance Cavalry that are well armored and great shock cavalry. Elite Quality. Has own class.

Artillery of the Army

Humbaracı Ocağı, men armed with hand mortars, abus guns, and Grenade Launchers. Professional Quality and highly effective
Tekniği Ocağı, Engineers and sappers. Professional Quality
Topçu Ocağı, the Artillery Corps. Professional Quality

Watamelon Navy
Motto: النصر في البحر بالله

If the Army is the Sword of Watame, the Navy is the Horse of Watame. The navy is an extremely important branch for the success of the Jihad, and as a result is rather large. Slaving is a crucial part of the navies philosophy and many crew members are slaves of some sort. Furthermore, the navy has been built to serve three purposes:

Raid, Terrorize and Slave other powers
Bring the Jihad to other nations
Fend off invaders from the holy land

The Piyade are the marine specialist warriors that serve aboard naval ships that excel in boarding tactics and raiding. They are armed with Muskets, Swords, and Hand Mortars which the use to great effect.

The Navy is composed of a variety of ships.

The Backbone of the Navy is the Xebec, which has replaced the galley as the ideal ships of the Navy. Armed with 20 to 30 guns, faster than any frigates and able to out fight nearly all lighter ships, Xebecs bring terror to the Alivirian Sea and Anykarian Sea. Like all ships, they are built for great speed and are faster than even ships from the black fleet thanks to the special cloth that comes from Watamelon Sheep wool.

Galleys are used in smaller numbers to conduct coastal raids but have been largely phased out.

The navy has a number of heavy frigates, which are larger than normal frigates and carry more guns. These Frigates are the most fear vessels of the fleet because they can outduel pretty much any vessel of equal or smaller size and run away from larger ships.

A Few ships of the line have been captured over the years from the various navies of the region and these ships are usually kept in port in case the Black Fleet or the Imperial Navy decides to do something.

Bomb Ketches, Fireships, Demolition ships and others also play a key role in both offensive and defense operations.

Fleet Size:

50 Galleys and Galiots
150 lighter ships
175 Xebecs
55 Large Frigates
18 Ships of the Line
30 Bomb Ketches
75 Fire and Demolition ships.

Targets

World Conquest
One Day, this shall be world's borders!

Everyone must convert or die! These are the nations which we are focusing our might on. Priority Levels will be on a Scale of 10 will be given for each target.

The Alivian Trade League

These infidels hate Watermelons, are decadent heathens and most importantly, are a juicy target for our corsairs. We will bring them to their knees with our corsairs, launch suicide Watamelon bombing attacks on their facilities and prepare for the great Jihad to conquer each of them one by one. They are our first target!

Moriji

They claim their fleet is the most powerful in the world, that they are unbeatable because of Mori herself and that they are the greatest power in the Holosea but this is hubris and Watame shall smite them! We will bleed their precious paramilitary navy dry and terrorize their people into submission. They think that the cannibals were a true threat, they haven't seen our true power level! One day, the Watamelon flag will fly over Mount Moriji! Priority Level 10

Serene Republic

The most debauched and haram people in the world. They care only for wealth and hedonism. Soon, the Sword of Watame will fall upon them and slaughter them all. No amount of money can save you from the Holiness of our Cause. Given their proximity, they are also an ideal target. Priority Level 8

Infintium

A wicked nation that worships the Whore of Time herself. It will take a while for us to truly defeat them as other powers stand in our way, but one day the clock with strike midnight and this nation will fall to our banner. Priority Level 3

Kaiserreich

The land of the Phoenix will become the land of its ashes in due time. But this time, what arises from their ashes will be the true religion. Priority Level 3

Kingdom of Oiseau

We already have a foothold in this Kingdom which will be our launchpad for the conquest of the region! But we must take care of the Black Fleet before any progress on them can be made. Priority Level 7

Risu

These squirrels are vile creatures that are only concerned with copulation and gems. They will be great slaves! Priority Level 6

Towa

Twpi are nice people, and their goddess is of the same branch and generation as ours. We will be nice to them, but they will fall too! Priority Level 1

Rest of Holo Continent

These heretics will convert or die after the major powers fall. All of them! Priority level 4.

Meat

Vile creatures, that commit sacrilege by their actions. Their day will come soon enough. Priority Level 3

Mononobe Shogunate

Another nation built on Hubris and believing their navy to be so great that it will save them. But we cannot concentrate our efforts against multiple powers at once, thus we will bide our time for them and hit them with the full power of our fleet once we subdue Alivia. Priority Level 2.

All Nations of Anykaria Island.

All heathens and worthy of death. As with the Shogunate, we will wait for the other conquests before we target them. Divide and conquer will be the strategy for them! Priority level 1

Other Neutral Nations

We will deal with them after Meat. They will convert or die. Priority level 2

Fetish

Will all fall in time, they are weak. Priority level 1

Indeia

These will be the last target and we will be so powerful that they will fall to us in time. Priority level 1

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Pub: 08 Aug 2022 10:24 UTC
Edit: 12 Aug 2022 12:33 UTC
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