Hag Test 2: Electric Boogaloo
Hag Inspector’s Organization
Region 1
Inspector Name: Anon Ymos
Height 5’10” Dick Size 6.5”
Age is accurate unless otherwise specified, height/weight estimates from model specs.
Factors such as ideal pubic hair, sagginess of breasts, and age marks are up to the individual inspector’s preference, this is weighted in their final average score. Participants were given a natural supplement to induce lactation if agreeing to additional test.
Hololive
Subaru Age:30 Height: Weight:105lbs
Bust: A (C cup) Temprament: A++ (Genki)
Pubes:B (Above Average) Milk: B- (Below Average) Fertility: B+
For all those tomboy lovers, this hag is for you. With a genki upbeat personality mixed with gap moe girlish charm, it’s no wonder why even the CEO YAGOO himself declares her as his ideal for Hololive. Her voice may be grating and duck-like to some, but for those who love it, she’s a real swan. Her tits have just the start of a light sag, and her pubes are full but don’t get too wild. A- Sex with her is fun and pleasurable, and she often encourages you to keep going past your limits. Be sure to play nice however, or she’ll try to “arrest” you with her Oozora Police uniform. A. Her milk output is slightly below average, and the taste really invigorates you, almost like an energy drink. B+ (Overall: A-)
FuwaMoco Age:32 Height: 5’1” Weight: 110lbs (Mococo), 120lbs (Fuwawa)
Fuwawa Bust A++ (high F cup) Milk Production A+ (Very Good) Fertility A- Pubes A+ (Fluffy)
Mococo Bust B+ (B cup) Milk Production C+ (Average) Fertility A- Pubes A- (Fuzzy)
Double the pleasure, double the fun, these dog guard twins are the newest addition to the HoloCanine hag pack, both sag enjoyers and itty bitty titty lovers will have their fill of these two. Fuwawa’s fat hag hangers have pronounced sag, and her inverted nipples are nice and dark. She really loves it when you try to dig them out with your tongue. Her golden blonde pubes are modest, but silky soft. Mococo’s handful size tits are capped with puffy light pink nipples and big areolae, but she makes up for it with a nice plush bubble butt that you can claw into when you breed her doggystyle. Her dirty blonde pubes are very thick and fuzzy. Sex with Fuwawa is loving and onee-san like, but expect to do most of the work since she can be somewhat lazy in bed. A-. Mococo is an energetic fuck, the gamer stamina in her makes her last for quite a long time. However, the drawback is Fuwawa tends to backseat often and makes you cum early due to her JOI whispers and telling Mococo all your weak spots. A. A unique aspect is their twin ASMR combo, where they alternate by Fuwawa giving you paizuri and Mococo giving your an assjob hotdogging while the twin you’re not fucking gives you ASMR triggers like licking/biting your earlobes, blowing in your ear or whispering in your ear that they want your puppies. A+ Milk production is very good for Fuwawa, thick and creamy and she loves getting suckled. A+. Mococo’s milk output needs improvement, but it’s much sweeter than her sister’s. B+. (Overall Fuwawa:A+, Mococo:B+/A-)
Yozora Mel Age:31 Height: Weight:120lbs
Bust:A+ (DD cup) Temprament:B+ Milk:A- Pubes:A-
The resident vampire of Hololive, this hag doesn’t drink blood but human cum instead.
She has noticable sag, and her bush is a light and wispy blonde. A-.
Despite her looks, she has a sweet and caring personality but can turn on the heat when you least expect it. Sex with her is nice and relaxing, with her giving play bites to your neck or ears to make it exciting. Her naturally soft ASMR voice makes you melt like putty in her hands. A-. Her milk output is average, and has a slight fruity taste to it that makes you wanna drink more due to her love of acerola juice. B+. (Overall:B+)
Nijisanji
Sister Claire Age:38 Height: Weight:120lbs
Bust: A+ (E cup) Temprament: A+ Pubes:A-
Nijisanji’s one and only nun, this girl may look seiso but she has some degenerate secrets that are really unholy. Her tits have heavy sag and darkened nipples for her being close to 40, and her blonde pubes are neat but thick and fluffy. A. You’ll be wanting to “confess” in front of her until all your “sins” are drained out of you. A+ Her “holy water” (milk) could only be felt of as a near religious experience, like God himself bestowed it upon her. A++
(Overall: A+)
Fumi Age:34 Height: Weight:110lbs
Bust:A+ (D cup) PubesA+ Temprament: A- Milk:B+ Fertility:B-
Despite giving off a mature vibe initially, this Gundam obessed hag is very mischevious and smug due to hanging around the ball of weaponized autism that is Fumino Tamaki. Her tits have moderate sag, and her dark hair makes her thick pubes seem even thicker. A. Sex with her is very playful, with her pulling lots of tricks on you in the bedroom to leave you guessing. A. Milk production is above average, with an intense almost rustic flavor to it. B+. (Overall: B+/A-)
Dola Age:36 Height:5’7” Weight:135lbs
Bust: A++ (H cup) Pubes:A- Temprament:A+ Milk:A- Fertility:B-
This dragon hag is hot like lava, and has a fiery personality to boot. Her tits have heavy sag, and Her bright red pubes are moderately thick. A. She has an excellent command of her tongue, making her blowjobs purely legendary. Her warm body really heats you up, and her pussy is almost too hot to bear.A+. She has great milk output, with a slight spice to it since she is a fire dragon. A. (Overall:A)
Indies/Other Agencies
-Tenma Maemi Age:31 Height:4’2” Weight:75lbs
Bust: C- (A cup) Temprament:A Milk:D (Little dribbles)
This tiny lolibaba seems delicate, but is a real gremlin who can take way more than she lets on. While she has hardly any tits to speak of, her areolae are big for her size and her firm pert little butt is just enough to grab comfortably. Her pubes are slighly thick, and pure white. Her unique accent is polarizing for some, but if you love it, it sends tingles down your spine. B. Stand and carry is effortless, with her light body easy to pick up and contort into most any position. If you have a more muscular body type, she’ll go absolutely wild for you, entering into a pseudo heat and practically begging to fill her small body with fox pups, so be sure get /fit/ for her real feral beast to come out. A. Her milk production is almost nonexistant, but what’s there is quite nice tasting. C-. (Overall: B-)
Mint Castella Age:36 Height: 5’3” Weight: 190lbs
Bust: A+++ (K cup) Pubes:A+ Temprament:A+ Fertility:B-
This super nerdy hag dog is for the true diehard architects out there. Dangerously thicc in every way, this BBW bitch has a large “presence” everywhere she goes. Her humongous head sized saggers flop down past her fat belly, ending in saucer sized dark areolae and nipples. Her thick dark pubes almost completely obscure her pussy. A+. Sex with her is like being on a plush comfy bed, though it’s best for her not to be on top if you can’t handle her weight. Since her belly is so big, she can totally engulf your dick around it leading to a unique bellyzuri. A+. Her milk output is very good, nice and rich and fiils you up. A. (Overall:A+)