lyrics to HMOFAcopter from the hit game Morgan's Skate Club

Nub to Smug, waifur
Skating in, Nevada
As if to say, as if to say
music video: Morgan eating chocolate
As if to say, she can't eat chocolate
music video: a green sick looking Morgan
She's born a Mutant, she'll die a Morgan
Some things will never be radical
music video: Morgan posing heroically on a skateboard in full maid outfit

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More anthro women
There's a time and there's a place
So Mor-gan
So skating
She's gonna skate the world, she's gonna
music video: a chibi Morgan skates in place while a globe spins beneath her

Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?

Two out of ten, two out of ten (best I can do)
One off of dubs, better luck next time
Just like her Brad, just like her Brad (same missteps)
music video: Brad face planting followed quickly by Morgan in the same spot
Some things will never be radical
music video: Morgan posing heroically on a skateboard in full maid outfit again
Hungry and short, hungry and short (so grill in time)
music video: close up of yeen that gets mad when the word "short" is said, cuts to grill bro and happy yeen
Queuing up for some more beb-si
It's not my wife, it's not my life (just this once)
They're getting so much waifur

Why can't you be
Less irregular
Blasted pup of chro-mas-one
Bang your head
in the park
I'm thinking six, six, six
I'm thinking trips

Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter?

Are you hoping for a HATS chapter? (It's not coming, It's not coming)
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter? (It's not coming, It's not coming)
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter? (It's not coming, It's not coming)
Are you hoping for a HATS chapter? (It's not coming, It's not coming)