Sutochiru ch6

Eh!? Eeeh!?

Thank you very much.

Be polite and discreet...

It's 500 yen!!
Ooh~

NOOOOO!!

Eh?
Eh?

Don't go all "It's 500 yen. Ooh~"
on me!!
What the heck are we doing!?

Calm down, Granny.
Whose granny am I!?

Why are we resorting to all this fancy makeup!?

It's not like us to do this kind of thing, is it!?

Oh my! It's Stella-chan!?
Whaddaya mean it's Stella-chan!? How shameless!!

I can't believe we're acting like old people to get pity cash from passersby!
And why am I the only one who's a granny?

You're the one who said that putting everyone in makeup would be a pain and we should decide with rock paper scissors, Stella.
Silence, Kinki Bear!!

We don't have any money! Are phones are gonna stop working at this rate!
Her spine and stomach have switched places.
Urk...

However!

It touched my heart when you said it wasn't like us.

It really did...

A round of applause for Stella-san.

We are beings that have been forced out of society.
Yep! Yep! Yep!
There's something that we can do because of that.

We'll save everyone from the restraints and exhaustion of society's rules.

We'll crush this society's rules!
And rake in the cash!!
Also,

it'll be seriously bad
if we can't pay our phone bills!!

That would be seriously bad indeed!
We need to do something!
Okay, let's do it!

So, the first thing we need to do is...

Thank you very much.

WAIT, NO!!

Anything but this!!
Oh my, Stella-san!?
Don't wipe it off again!!

We need a more punk and rock method!
Punk and rock, huh?
Ozaki, play something.

For now, let's walk while we think.
Yeah~

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There must be some way to earn money.

Oh, that's good, Ozaki.

Now sing.

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What should I sing about?
Let's see~ In that case... a granny!
A poor old granny.

A poor old granny... I see...
Okay! I've got it!
Oh, that was fast. That's our girl.

Well then...

"Super Alloy Granny".

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Super Alloy Granny - Lyrics by Ozaki

They said her body was getting bad
So they made her super alloy
They said she was really forgetful
So they gave her artificial intelligence
Okay, Granny
What's tomorrow's weather gonna be?
Ah, Granny
My beloved Granny
Super Alloy Granny

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Nice... I like it. I love your songs, Ozaki.
Hya~
S-Senpai, is that a c-c-confession!?
A poor old granny...

Are you guys even trying to find a way to earn money?
You know are phones are gonna stop working, right?

Okay, Granny. How do we go about getting some phone money?
Who are you calling a super alloy granny!?

Ah, how about this?
This thing!

?

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Taitou Ward Bulletin Board

The local bulletin board, huh?

Anything that sticks out~?

I don't think they have that kind of intel posted here...

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Hm?

Doesn't seem to be anything good. Let's go.

Nothing, huh?

Something's hidden under this page...

?

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This is it!!
Hey!

Don't just go "this is it"! You're not supposed to just take those!

Look at this.

Seeking exorcists!
Boo
I'm troubled by psychic phenomenoms on my travels. For those able to exorcise spirits, please get in touch.
*Reward negotiable.

Seeking exorcists?

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"I'm troubled by psychic phenomenoms on my travels. For those able to exorcise spirits, please get in touch. Reward negotiable."

That sounds suspicious~
It's gotta be a prank, right? Or maybe even a scam or something?

If it were a prank, they wouldn't put it in such a hard-to-find spot.

And yet you managed to find it, Chamcham-senpai...
This is an amazing find!

That's right! The one who posted this has chosen us!
Only those who can find this poster have the power to sense the supernatural!

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Maybe I do have what it takes to be an exorcist.
First I've heard you say that...

This person may be a scamer.
And even if they aren't, we might be dealing with ghosts... Ghosts, y'hear?

You scared, Stella?
You scared?
Sh-Shut up!
I'm not scared or anything!

Hello? We found your poster.
That was quick!

You're seriously going along with this? You've never even seen a ghost before.

Yes.
Yes.

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That's our specialty.
Aah...

We'll be right there.
I've got a bad feeling about this...

Ah.

On second thought, we'll be there in an hour.
Okay, bye.

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Hello hello llohe llohe hellooo~☆
It's Hattori-chan, dabun~
Hello. Sorry to call you before work.

I've got a favor to ask, Hattori-kun.
What do you want?
Dabun~

You've got a lot of cosplay outfits, right?
Could you lend us a few?
?

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Per
fect.

Wah! This is getting fun!

In what way!?
And why am I a nurse!?

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...Y'know.

Um... We're bringing a registered nurse in case something happnes... Something like that?
There just weren't any other good cosplay outfits, were they?

You look cute, Charmy.
ehehe.

We're all set! Let us proceed!!

To pay off our phone bills!!
Ah, yeah.
That's right. We gotta do this!!

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Oh man...

We might already be possessed by something...

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Hm? You're possessed?

Evil be gone.
Wah.

Hah~ You're already in the role.
Is this really gonna work? I already feel out of place.

Anyone would look at exorcists walking through town.
It's proof that we're being natural right now.

That's right.

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There is a saying.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Nothing venture, nothing gained.

If you're gonna scam, put your back into iit...
If you're gonna scam!?

So we're the ones doing the scamming, huh?
Hopefully the mummy hunters don't become the mummies.

Mummies? Evil be gone.
Wah.

That's stressing me out.

Now then, the place we're meeting up should be close by.

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What's our client like?
Judging from the voice, it's a woman.
Ah.
Are you the exorcist?

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Indeed, I am the exorcist you spoke with over the phone.
I am Chamu.

These two are my supports.
Namu.

We're not your backup dancers...

Wah! Three of you came?
I sure am lucky!

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I'm Matsuo Yuki.

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What is it!? What's wrong, Chamu?

Could it be... there really is a ghost?

She doesn't look like she has a lot of money.
Stop that!

Will these three be able to keep their phones working...!?