Hai. I am Paris. I also use kei/keigo cuz.. I feel like it. You can call me Reese if you're real close. i use he/him with absolutely no exceptions.

I am a masc leaning bisexual boy who hates weenies because i . just do man i dont knowww

Please don't try to befriend me if you are sensitive. I say slurs I can reclaim often and I'm a bit of a bully with people I am comfortable with.

... I'm a bit fragile myself. Often I find myself distressed by slight changes or misunderstandings with tone, but I request that you don't use 'tonetags'. Just tell me what you mean.

Do not vent to me if I don't know you. If I do know you, don't expect comfort because I'm really super bad at it.

I have really nasty mood swings and I am forgetful. don't trust this guy with getting your birthday gifts . . .

I get overwhelmed easily and I am highly irritable, do not be alarmed if I step away from conversations.

i really really love my best buddy caroline. hi bff. if i am anywhere, it is probably with him. i'm seriously stuck to my bro like glue. you can fondle my butt anytime bro. i will lov u forever and ever. ( i lvoe oyu bro.. )

nonsharing lifeweaver selfshipper because im fat. niran i love you more than anything.

300+ hrs i am nothing but a one-trick. I have spent too much money on him but I don't care ohh my little baby beautiful boy kiss kiss kissyyy

my favorite things are dogs, seals, peeps, christmas and twix. i ramble about things a lot, just smile and wave.

i am a big shipper, and prefer rarepairs and mlm ships. I really like talking about them, too.

do not interact with me if you are a hazweaver, wuweaver, sunturine, or animal hospital fan. nothing wrong with any of them, i just really dont like them. ( other than wuweaver. that agegap is uncomfortable. )

do not talk to me if your only goal is to get closer to my "popular" friends because oh my god this happens more often than you think it does

I don't talk like this. I'm actually just really weird and text like I've never touched a keyboard in my life, sorry.