You want chuuni? I've got some prime chuuni for ya, straight from the tap.

I've been having thoughts about an opposite day CouncilRyS where their character defining traits are switched.

Kronii, the Goddess of Procrastination. cus she kills time get it haha funny An absolute lazy slob of a Kronii.
Bae, the Paragon of Order. The rat LARPing as a lawyer, hair straight down, wearing a business suit.
IRyS, the Dasher of Hope. A small time scammer who enjoys seeing the faces of people she bamboozles.
Fauna, the Technophile Prime. Obsessed with bodymodding and hates everything natural. Burned down a forest once.
Mumei, the Scourge of Civilization. The fucking Unabomber as an anime girl.