An Onobot and the Grand Culture Clash – Chapter 2
RE-55 was kneeing on the floor, his head peeking out the stacked paperwork on the desk he was in front of. He was curiously and without a word looking at the person that was sitting at the desk, deeply buried in Paperwork.
„Look RE-55, I know you are all excited about me being here and all, but I really got a ton of stuff to work through and you distracting me is really not helping?“
„Greetings Solus, if you don't mind, you could share your troubles with me, maybe I can help?“
The Onobot stood up properly now, leaning in close to the /pcg/ rep before him.
„Honestly I don't even know where to start, all these documents from my predecessor are a mess, this file for example names weaponry that is totally unrealistic and absolutely not something that we own. I have no idea what went through his head. I just don't know what to do with all this paperwork, and I am not sure how much help I want from someone that fought us in the first place.“
„If paperwork is your trouble then maybe I could introduce to a dear friend of mine, she is excellent with this stuff.“
„Hmm? Ahh, wait!“ excited about the chance to help, RE-55 took Solus hand, as well as a stack of papers, and pulled him towards the door to bring him downstairs.“
„The two entered the first floor and after RE-55 greeting the plants in the corner, much to Solus confusion, the two headed straight towards a stern looking woman with glasses that was rapidly stamping some papers of her own. As she noticed the two getting closer, she looked up to them without slowing down her pace at all.
„What brings you to me? I am very busy, as you see.“
„Greetings Laura, Sir Solus seems to have some issues regarding documents left from his predecessor, and I was thinking asking you for help is the best course of action, also if I may inquire, what happened to those two?“ As RE-55 handed over the papers he brought with him, he gestured towards the two Sanalites slumped onto chairs, one of them was barking occasionally. Laura began to look over the papers handed to her as she answered the Onobot.
„Those two? Don't worry they are alive, the first one made the error of standing still when he got the info that their ship left without them, the other one managed to get a good hit with a brick in and now the first one thinks he is a dog. Truly, these papers are a mess, I cannot believe you would ask for such a complex favor when I am already so busy.“ Laura began sorting the papers.
„And the second one?“
„Hmm? Oh, after his victory hit he stole a bottle from the Moriji desk to drink the news away, but it turned out to be some experimental lunshine that the Lunaito gifted, he has been passed out ever since, he cramps up every now and mumbles to himself, so he is fine too. How could someone make such basic errors in his paperwork...?“ As if on cue, just as Laura reached for a pencil, the second Sanalite began to have spasms and began mumbling.
„...I'm...magging...“
„Regardless, I cannot believe you come to me with such horrible papers, do you know how much work it would be to go through this all and correct it?“
Laura began to cross out parts on the papers and writing corrections in their place.
„I am already busy myself as is, and you did not even fill out a proper form for a request either.“
She took an abacus and began to calculate some numbers.
„I really would appreciate it, if you don't just think of me as some paper... what even is this, who wrote such a rubbish report of the war?“
„Muhahaha, impressed? That was me!“
Surprised by the sudden voice of a young girl responding, the three looked towards the source of it, as a kimono wearing girl climbed out under a desk.
„When I saw what the previous /pcg/ rep wrote, I took it upon me to write down the true brilliance of my nation.“ pleased with herself, she took out a fan from the sleeve of her kimono and fanned herself. Breaking the silenced that followed her statement, RE-55 began speaking up.
„Greetings, are you not the /2434/ rep? May I ask what you are doing under that desk?“
„Hmph, you may, the idiots are making a big scene again about one of my grand plans and I decided to sit it out until they have tired themselves out.“
„You said that you made these War reports? Are you sure these are accurate.“ Laura fixated the /2434/ with a stern look. The girl in the kimono began fidgeting and averted her eyes from the pressure.
„Well... maybe I have fancied up a few parts... But I got the correct documents all at my office, I swear! I can help you fix it!“
„Honestly I feel this would help me a lot, thanks.“ seeing a light of hope, Solus took this offer gladly.
„Sure, let's go!“ The /2434/ rep jumped up excitedly at the prospect of working together.
„Not so fast you two, I shall come with you to make sure that the documents are in proper standard, and you, RE-55, will come too, you are just as much involved, after this you will help me with my work“ Laura gave an evil grin as she imagined all the paperwork the Onobot will help her get done. And so the group began to move onwards.