The Grand Heist
It was in the middle of the night as a group of people dressed in black approached a high fence.
One of them tried to climb the fence, but his opulent body made this a near impossible task.
„Help me get up!“
The other 3 men, just as „well build“ as the first, came closer and began pushing the man up.
„C'mon, push harder!“
„We are trying, Giuseppe.“
„Sir Will, don't forget to not use our real names but to refer to us as Agents.“
„I am sorry, Oscar, I shall not make such a blunder again.“
„It is fine sir Will, we just want to be safe in case someone hears us that they do not know who we are, we try to blend in after all.“
„Enough talking, help me already!“ at the behest of the climbing man, the others went for one more push and Giuseppe finally managed to get one of his legs over to the other site. As he held out his hand in order to pull the next person up to him, the fence began to crumble and fall at the additional weight suddenly upon it.
„Are you ok, Giuseppe?“
„Yes do not worry Oscar, and remember I am Agent 2. Truly, tho, what rubbish craftsmanship, how could one expect a fence to secure anything if it falters under so little weight.“
„Well see it as a blessing for our mission, Giuseppe, this way it will be much easier to escape with the treasure.“
„My, you are right, well then, let us continue on, we would not want to let the treasure wait for us too long.“
The men continued walking for a while, but soon enough panting and gasping for air began to fill the air.
„Huff, huff... maybe we... should take... a break.“
„Huh, huff... I think... Ben... is right.“
With nods of the other two, the group began pulling down a blanket on the floor and placing a picknick basket. As the group began a hearty meal.
„Hmm... don't we have a sandwich with a little more meat on it? You got some crumbs on your face, Giuseppe, have my handkerchief.“
„Truly, Oscar, I feel this land is rubbing off on you the wrong way. A good mixture of ingredients is the key to a balance diet. If you only eat meat without also properly taking in salad and fruit, then your body cannot properly take in all the nutrition. Remember, a healthy mind starts with a healthy body.“
„Aww don't be like that sir Will, I think such a thrilling event like this should allow for some exception. Some wine?“
„Ahh thanks, yes. I guess you are right, just don't let exceptions become habits, that is how any downfall begins, and before you realize you are some scrawny person with barely any meat on the bone.“
As Giuseppe leaned in to fill a glass with wine for sir Will, he accidentally knocks over a bottle, and it empties its content all over the ground and grass.
„Aww, and that was such a good year too.“
„My oh my, maybe we should move on before you guys start getting drunk.“
The group finished their meal and packed up, begin to trample once more towards their goal. Soon a big wooden building came into view.
„Is this it? The treasure should be in there, right Ben?“
„Yes it should, only one last hurdle left.“ Ben gestures towards the big double door of the building, on it was a big chain kept in position by an iron lock.
„Alright, leave this to me, you guys keep lookout.“
Sir Will began fiddling with the lock, as the other positioned themselves next to the corners, making sure to keep their eyes open for anyone approaching. After a while, they began to get impatient, however.
„What is taking so long?“
„I cannot get this lock open, this is so unlike the locks I am used to.“
The group met up before the lock. As they all tried to rack their brain for a solution, Oscar took a part of the chain and began pulling with all his strength.
„What are you looking around for, come and help me, we might as well try.“
The others began pulling too, and soon enough the immense pressure the Gentlemen applied made several links of the chain snap.
With this, the door was now ready to be opened, the group began opening it hastily, greedily awaiting the treasure to come into their view. As the door was finally opened, Ben took a step in and held his hand out forward.
„Come with us if you want to live.“ The hand was outstretched towards a dozen or so plump and thick women, already awake from the ruckus going outside, they were huddled together at a corner of the /meat/barn.
„Who are you people?“ one of them asked, the fear making her voluptuous body shake all over.
„We are the foundation for your escape and safety, we can answer all your questions later, for now, come before someone finds us.“
The women began following the men outside the barn, their movement making their booty shake almost hypnotic. The Gentlemen were slowly leading them towards where they came from, as one of them suddenly stopped.
„What is wrong, Giuseppe?“
„Aww, Oscar, I must have lost the handkerchief you gave me just now.“
„Dammit, Oscar, why could you not be more careful? The Barn is already dozens of meters away, no way we will have the energy to go there again and escape in time.“ The women looked puzzled at the men, not sure where the issue is of quickly returning to the barn that was still in view and back.
„Well, let us just hope that no one will notice it and can link it back to us. We must move one.“
And thus they all escaped into the darkness.
„Guard, I would like to report a crime.“ a farmer was walking towards a guard at the entrance of the guardhouse.
„Oh? What happened?“
„Someone attacked my farm last night, a whole barn of goods was stolen.“
„Really? Damn, that's the third farm this week, seems some beast is roaming around the farmlands at the moment, better stay safe with your other barns.“
„Beast you say? Come to think of it that makes, the chain and fence were violently broken, and I think I might have found some piece of cloth and a bloodstain on the farm too... damn.“
„Yeah, we have found some prints on the ground of the other farms too, that seem to imply that is must be quite large too, so they probably got all eaten.“
„Man... and I was so proud of this batch too...“
„Hey, do not fret, come in and make a proper report. The captain is actually making sure all damage and lost goods are getting properly compensated.“
„Oh really? Well, that's good to hear at least.“
„Actually, you might be really lucky. Now you didn't hear this from me, but I happen to have overheard the captain talk to some fancy politician, and as it turns out they might give you some state financing to grow. Seems a similar beast attacked some farms years ago, and all the farms attacked turned out to be of highest quality and got heavily invested in.“