Hey look, buddy. I'm a takeshineer, that means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What about Ame's time travel?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of lorefagging.
I solve sexual problems!
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big titty time mistress from edging me to a mentally handicapped state of being?
The answer? Sex. And if that don't work, use more sex.
Like this, heavy-caliber two-balls-mounted little-old-member equipped by me.
Fapped, by me.
And you best hope...
Not pointed at you.