be you, new kid in school
everyone already has friends
feels lonely
one day notice a nerdy looking girl also alone
start watching her
not only does she not have any friends, she also gets bullied by everyone
weird antlers and hairy arms but kind of cute you guess?
your chance
"Hi, I'm Anon."
she flinches and then looks at you confused
she spills her spaghetti for a while but eventually says her name is Fauna
talk for maybe a minute about the school and then decide to leave
that was weird
maybe it's because she isn't used to talking to other people
later in class a guy you don't know comes up to you
"Hey new kid, I saw you talking to Fauna at lunch. Don't do it bro, she's weird af."
OK
don't like being told what to do
see her at the end of the day and say goodbye
later that night get a notification
some Sasuke pfp is following you now
follow back because w/e
"Hey Anon, it's me Fauna from school"
wtf you didn't even tell her your last name
kinda weird but maybe it was the algorithm
"Oh hey Fauna, thanks for the follow. See you at school."
play vidya for the night
check phone before bed
11 unread messages
walking to school the next day, see Fauna at the gate looking around waiting for someone
kind of scared ngl but don't wanna miss chance for autistic gf
"Good morning, Fauna."
"Why didn't you read my messages? Did your phone break?"
oh no
"Sorry I just didn't see them I guess. Well I better get to class."
she doesn't say anything but follows a few steps behind you
lunch time she ambushes you at the door
hardly says a word but follows you and sits next to you
same thing after school
get home and she starts messaging you again
just wanna play vidya ffs but maybe she'll let you touch her boobs so fuck it
message says "What are you doing?"
respond "im gunna play some games tonite"
"Ummmm... Don't you mean 'I'm going to play some games tonight.'?"
same shit every damn message
days go by
keeps stalking you irl
gradually starts to talk more and more
rants about chuuni sounding physics shit she clearly doesn't understand and Japanese loli fashion shit
never shuts up once she gets going
can't even take a damn piss without her trying to follow you
starting to lose your damn mind
then it happens
she asks you about anime and games
tell her your favorites
"Oh wow. Aren't you kind of a normie? That's some really plebeian taste."
that does it
fucking done with this monkey arm nerd bitch
that night send her a message
"Hey Faufau. I've been thinking about you a lot lately and their's something I need to ask you. Are you free after school tomorrow?"
"there's*"
"But oh my God, yes. What is it?"
"It's a secret. ;)"
next day at school she can hardly look at you, blushing the whole day
after class ends meet her behind the school
"What is it you need to ask me, Anon?"
"Fauna, I think I like you. Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Oh gosh! I like you too, Anon. Yes, I will. I'm so glad you transferred to this school. I've never been so happy in my entire life."
"There's just one thing. We should make sure we have physical chemistry before dating. So let's kiss to make sure."
"Ehhh??? But I've never kissed anyone before. Well, okay, if it's with you Anon. I'm sure it will be a kiss I never forget."
"Here's hoping."
you lean in closer, she closes her eyes
your lips make contact but your hands keep going
hold the kiss while you slip your hands under her skirt
her eyes shoot open wide
you grab two fistfuls of cloth
the realization of her imminent betrayal fills her face
you yank her undies up
the fabric goes taut as it digs into her crack
kiss breaks off as she begins to cry
you get behind her and pull even harder
lift her to her tip toes as you hook the undies around her dumb antlers
"Fuck off nerd. No one will ever like you."
you start to leave
she tries to follow you like usual, as if on instinct, but can hardly move with half a pair of panties shoved up her twat
makes it to the front of the school before she trips and eats shit
the whole school sees what you've done
they all decide to be your friend
leave her crying on the ground as you all go for frosty chocolate milkshakes