”THIS is a thread.”
”Dear god…”
”There’s more.”
”No!”
”It contains the dying wish of every anon here. Archivebud, you did collect everyone’s dying wish?”
”Oh, you bet!”
”Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches! We have 70 hours before the thread is deleted. For most anons, no time at all. We are not most men. We are Kronies! We have the mental illness, the creativity to make these hours count. The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let’s begin.”
”Our first dying wish is a futafag’s. He’s drawn a picture of… sekkusu-tan getting fucked by a kronie. He has something radiating off of him.”
”Yeah, those are stink lines! That’s why the kronie’s fucking him, because he smells.”
”Yes I see. Here you have drawn Gabe having sexual congress with some kronies. Kronies having sexual congress with Gabe. Gabe and kronies relaxing post-coitus. Gabe is crying and Sekkusu-tan has stink lines coming off of her--did anyone post anything besides this shit in the thread?”
”Oh man, classic /∞/.”
”Fantastic, this was a huge waste of my time…”
”You did not read mine!”
”Does it say you want the pictures?”
”Yes!”
”See you all in hell!”
The Archive, 58 hours until thread deletion
knock knock
”Go away.”
”Hey, uhh, you got a second?”
”Oh Kronie, please. Go jack off to some fics.”
”Yeah. Hey that’s, that’s funny. Um. Anyway I--”
”Wait! Wait! Wait! Ow, come on Archivebud! I’m wedging my head in this google doc here to tell you I’m sorry!”
”Make it quick.”
”So, I did write down a last wish. I’d uh. I’d like to go on a date…with P-chan.”
”You? You’re terrible with girls. You’re a turbo virgin.”
”What? No. No. No. Archivebud, look at this. And this. And this here. Archivebud, look at all of this. Heh. No. I’m great with girls.”
Earlier in the horny thread
”I like futa. Wanna do it?”
”Eh, No.”
“But you, Archivebud. You are amazing with ladies. You know, classy ones. The kind that smells good and that post. And always remind the thread to stay on topic. You know? The ones that don’t go for an Anon like me.”
”Hmm, and why is that, do you think?”
”C’mon, Archivebud, I don’t know.”
”Well, a mystery the thread will take to its grave then. Goodbye.”
”Wait. Wait. Ah. Okay. Look. Fine. Spy. This never leaves the archive. You are not a groomer. All right? I need your help.”
”I’ll do it, on one condition.”
Archivebud adds size 100 text at the top of the archive
”Type that here.”
so we’re fine, so long as nobody faps to Kronii
question
what’s your question kromie?
I fapped to Kronii
what?
you told me to
How…much?
I have done nothing but masturabte to Kronii for three days