Reincarnated as an OP micro
Got isekai'd by van-kun
goddess is going to send me to a world mostly populated with anthro animals of varying species
get to pick out a bunch of cool powers
strength, durability, cool magics, whatever seems fun
goddess has one last thing before I go
I have to spin the "wheel of handicaps" and take whatever one I land on
none of these look fun, but I guess my powers can compensate for most of them
wheel clicks past Blind, 80 IQ, no legs, and it slowly clicks one more to land on 1/12th
goddess giggles as I ask what that means
few seconds later and I'm a six inches tall and everything fades to black
goddesses laughter echoes as I appear in a massive forest
I sit down on a mushroom to contemplate situation
a hungry looking rat (actual rat not a rat person) begins to approach me
try out fireball
well the rat is gone
and most of the forest that I could see
so at least magic power doesn't scale to size
unfortunately the explosion seemed to draw over some anthros
some peasant rabbits being led by a trio of adventurers
a large tigress in full plate with a war hammer
a vixen wearing robes and carrying a spell book
and a weasel girl in a cloak with a bow
hopefully I didn't just destroy the kings forest or something
I hide in a burned out tree trunk to be safe
vixen is making a chant
I hear hushed whispers followed by the heavy steps of the tigress approaching my hiding spot
better use the teleport spell
should get me a mile or so away
shadow of tigress falls over my trunk as I poof away
I screwed up
teleported into the middle of the sky
falling over the burned out section of the forest
I didn't think I burned that much and as I'm falling I look back
yeah, I'm maybe 200 yards away from the trio
so some of my magic scales, super
teleports on cooldown, falling quickly now
vixen is pointing at me
an arrow the size of a telephone pole barely misses me as it flies past
that weasel manages to launch three more before I hit the ground
each one was way too close given my size and her distance
durability and ashes mean that I at least land uninjured
tigress and weasel are approaching rapidly
wall spell, good ole reliable wall spell
fuck, a 12" wall 6' wide isn't stopping them and it marked exactly where I am
an arrow flies and that war hammer blocks out the sun
I flinch
an arrow bounces off an invisible barrier and the tigress drops her war hammer
I open my eyes and see that some strange transparent box with glyphs on it has encased me
the vixen is approaching slowly and as she finishes the chant the glyphs disappear
so I'm stuck in a magic box as my three captors stand over me
"must be some kind of fae creature" said the weasel
"not ugly enough" said the tigress with worryingly hungry look in her eyes
"we'll were not taking it to the guild hall until we found out if it burned down this forest or not" said the vixen
she made a motion with her hand and my box floated upwards
"ladies if I may..."
now I had their full attention
"I did burn down the forest, but it wasn't on purpose"
"see there was a rat, and I used the wrong spell, which I'm very sorry about"
"you should be" said the vixen "there's a little village on the other side of that grove"
"they thought a dragon was attacking and we're here to deal with it"
"wait" said the weasel "you did all this over a rat?"
"mistakes were made"
"well that's too stupid to be a lie" said the tigress
as they discussed what to do with me I went through my spells
I had a disillusion spell to get rid of 'illusions and magical constructs'
I used it on the box which instantly shattered
before I could even start to fall the weasel grabbed me out of the air
she had a knife twice as long as I was tall next to my throat
"woah, woah, woah, I'm not going anywhere" I said
"I just tried a little spell and it worked too well" I said with a smile "again"
"that was my strongest binding" the vixen said sounding very off put
before any more conversation could be had a deafening roar was overheard
a huge shadow swept past all of us
"of course the real dragon shows up when we're stuck without cover" said the tigress
"she thinks your fireball was a challenge on her territory by another dragon" the weasel spat
"after she comes for us she's going after that village"
the vixen had her spell book out "let him go, we need your bow now"
I was thrown to the ground but my teleport had refreshed by now and i used it
I reappeared on the vixens open spell book
"let me try to make amends, I can help with the dragon"
the dragon was circling overhead
she was going wide and clearly planning to bear down on our position
the tigress looked back "forest dragons are vulnerable to fire..."
"I doubt he could manage another one like..."
she didn't get to finish her sentence as I unleashed fireball, level 2
everything turned orange as it rocketed toward the diving dragon
on impact the conflagration erupted
the weasel, tigress, and vixen squinted or shielded their faces
a thoroughly charred dragon skeleton crashed into the earth and its skull rolled to our position
all three of my new companions starred down at me
"so now that that's taken care of, could you three possibly tell me where I am?"