Coming from the nearest hole in reality, The /rrat/ team has only one goal: To do some reps
Goalkeeper: Lord Squeakers 
''Bae's stalwart protector and the creme of the crop from the royal army of her (or his) majesty. He gets really weird if you call it football and not soccer''
The goalkeeper of /rrat/ and Bae's loyal servant/mascot. He usually hangs around her head or in buckingham palace, but has made an exception and entered the team in order to be an insufferable shithead about ''it actually being called soccer''
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/hololive-en-baelzs-baerats-135917bbf3744448b74d82f2d887a5f0 if you can add a tophat
Paparat 
''Need to paint a kitchen? To stop the offense? To coordinate the attack? To fix a reactor? He's your guy... well except if you want to chat''
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/gordon-freeman-half-life-1-e325b0155441418bbff939e8e7dd97ef
Bae's silent but diligent father. Works tirelessly to fix and improve the shed, both in order to deliver the best quality streams and to protect his daughter from the hordes of horny girls wanting to assault her. He doesnt have the heart to tell everyone he never applied to the team, he was just mowing the lawn when he got roped into this
The shed 
''RAISE MY CREATION! RAISE! PROTECT MY DAUGHTER FROM BOTH LESBIANS AND MALES! YOU ARE TO RAIN HELLFIRE ON HER SEXUAL LIFE! -Paparat, probably, we dont really know but the damn thing might as well be impenetrable''
What has 4 walls, two mounted machineguns and a kitchenette? The Shed is able to both keep away potential suitors and to play some serious football. It has a kitchenette, a bathroom, a stream room, a bedroom and the latest in home-invasion countermesures. Sadly, it does not have a cool acronym since paparat couldnt think of one
https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/architectural/other/domestic-garden-shed something like this, but with wheels
Bread Maker 
''He delivers high carb plays with impecable timing and outstanding flavor. There's a rumor he's actually five different guys at the same time but that's insanity, he's clearly one guy who never sleeps''
Coming from a long line of breadmakers, The breadmaker isnt a real person, but instead a mantle handed down the inhabitants of /rrat/. Only the bravest and the ones who can make a convincing french accent are allowed to bake the best bread and perform the sickest passes. We dont know the name of this breadmaker, since he does not seek glory, but at least we do know he doesnt have a gluten allergy
Baelz (https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/hakos-baelz-hololive-en-645a2534801643b9a2718eb48bc923f6) with a baker hat (https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/chef-hat-cacfc7474a604ed4b0275b8a3293eff6) holding a baguette (https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/french-baguette-b6c483995db04698bf5041c9cef369c0) and a little moustache
Mika-Mama 
''Best Mama had enough of watching from the sidelines, now its time to joga bonito''
Bae's Artist and certified strongest holoen mama, she went to brazil unironically, where she learned portuguese. When she came back and someone threw a can at her, the rest happened. She's really supportive of Bae because she knows the pain of losing two daughters.
Quan-Chi 
''Hey i dont mean to RAIN on your parade but your chances of winning are SUB-ZERO, because we SHAO-KAN play football''
One of the founding brrats and the world's least harmful shitposter (he's potty trained and well behaved), Quanchi has made /rrat/ his home. Inbetween creating the worst puns the thread has ever heard and watching Bae, he learned how to play football with skeletons, and has recently joined the team because, in his words ''the old team had a BONE to pick with him''
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/battle-edition-quan-chi-mk9-c54b15c8702141eb93a9afdf9a5a10ff
Mane-chan 
''She's not here, is she? she cant be here right? but....nah....or....nah....but what if... ACK! WHERE'S THE BALL?! WHERE IS SHE?!''
Bae's loyal manager, who translated her juggling projects skill to football. Brrat is permanently testing the waters, triying to get a sign that she's /here/ and no im not crazy, fuck off dude LAST THREAD I SAID ''LOWER THE VOLUME'' AND NOW THE VOLUME IS JUST FINE ! IM NOT TAKING THOSE MEDS FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFF
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/tf2-spy-74a7c9e4e0d240ddb27c420dda54a582
SmolBae 
''No one had the heart to tell her she's way too short and dumb for this, so she's playing''
As a last gift for council, Sana made a bunch of smol versions. Bae's Smol version has the most goblin energy out of them, and since Sana was brown, it has an unmatched talent for football.
Yeah no, she cant mark for shit tho
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/beegsmol-councilrys-hololive-en-5517f50fd178493fa29b075d870351bd
Jp 
''Sick ass plays, Sick ass moves, Sick ass assists,Sick ass pompadour. This racer unmatched in speed, but not in endurance since he fucking breaks every race or so''
Since Brrats are supposed to be Bikers wearing pompadours, its only fair one of the sickest pomp-wearing bikers gets crowned a symbol of /rrat/.
It helps when Redline is such a great movie
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/jp-the-sweet-redline-fan-art-c3faf1c73a7f4f6cb2071cc23ef5ec3c
Striker: Jack Garland 
''Former killer of chaos now turned ally, Jack is one of the strongest brrats, wielding his will to (formerly) kill chaos as a motivator, even if he no longer wants to kill chaos. Does he know how to play football? we hope so''
Dude just play Stranger of Paradise. He wanted to kill Chaos but not anymore, now he's here and he's pissed. We did take away his ipod tho, so he no longer can say BULLSHIT and walk away.
He reclassed into Messi-class but he seems to be lacking some skills
https://www.deviantart.com/kanbara914/art/Fianl-Fantasy-Origin-Jack-Default-Set-913523980
Ummm...Cheesed to Meet you? 
''One guy, one poorly edited meme, one post, one sensation''
One day, a little rat shitposter made a meme with his favorite sex position. The rest is history. Now there's a lot of porn and spicy fanarts of Bae thanks to that guy, so lets just say he's even.
MUBAE KEEPS WINNING 
''HOLY SHIT MUBAE BROS! DID YOU SEE LAST STREAM?! WE WON! WE WON! NOW BAERYS WILL NEVER RECOVER''
/rrat/ favorite ship, unlike Baerys, since this one isnt forced and mandated by cover. Its pretty easy to guess why its so popular, since there is nothing that can be compared. Keep seething Baeryscucks, we own this thread
mumei (https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/nanashi-mumei-a5c625b21038417ba137c05ff166f8a4) with baes hair like in the picture
BAERYS KEEPS WINNING 
''HOLY SHIT BAERYS BROS! DID YOU SEE LAST STREAM?! WE WON! WE WON! NOW MUBAE WILL NEVER RECOVER''
/rrat/ favorite ship, unlike Mubae, since this one isnt forced and mandated by cover. Its pretty easy to guess why its so popular, since there is nothing that can be compared. Keep seething Mubaecucks, we own this thread
Just put baes head in an Irys model (I guess you do have one, I can't find it)
Miowi Celewy 
"That day, if our positions were switched, would our lifes be different? Would I have your life? and you mine?"
Bae's alcoholic deranged and cucked 2view wife. Once she heard there was a team dedicated to Bae, she signed up. We dont actually want to confront her, so we just let her in the team, she can be pretty scary.
Can she play football? well... yeah? she just needs four beers and she can do it
Pepsi-Neechan 
''Fire those Emblems because its time to Engage!''
The protagonist of Fire emblem engage and Bae's sister (Designed by Mika-Mama). She cant turn into a dragon and she's more or less a self-insert for you to fuck characters but Autism be damned, that girl can play football.
La Creatura 
''When people talk about 3D scuff, they talk about this''
Formed by all the things an idol doesnt do (go to the bathroom, swear,commit tax fraud) la creatura, la abominacion or simply ''that cursed ass fucking rat'' is also somehow really nice at football, which is the only reason we havent taken it to the back of the shed and unloaded a clip on its skull.
https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/hakos-baelz-hololive-en-council-e09bfda74f7944fa9ca8d6429632a4a0
Spooder Bae 
''She got to see Kronii's massive udders ITS NOT FAIR''
A normal spider that was bitten by a radioactive south american idol, its Spooder Bae! she does whatever an idol and a third worlder can do, which is be cute and play football. At first she was going to join the european league and make mad cash, but tragedy struck and uncle kenny got hit by two nutmegs and all of his legs exploded. As he was carried away from the field he told Spooder Bae ''with great legs, comes great dribbling''
Baeby 
''Bae...''
When Bae's tiny rodent walnut sized brain tries to rub braincells and fails, she turns into Baeby, a really dumb yet somehow still endearing creature. In this state she will roll a dice, and randomly:
Inflict Soul damage to every person over 30 watching her stream
Get lost in a straight line
Somehow clear something way above her skill level
Overly complicate something
This state doesnt last for long, thankfully, otherwise our oshi would be classified as ''Retarded''
tiny bae (https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/beegsmol-councilrys-hololive-en-5517f50fd178493fa29b075d870351bd) with a blinky and a toy like in the pic
Mason 
''Actually Bae's Roommate''
Like every isekai protagonist, Bae enslaved Mason for her ''comfy'' building needs.Thanks to an accidental explosion, Mason escaped and Bae spent an entire stream looking for him, eventually coming to the conclusion that he's a bitch ass nigga that cant handle a little Slavery.
He's not happy playing football, but its either this or back to the mines
I couldn't find an exactly mason minecraft villager, if you can find one use it if not just go with normal minecraft villager
Divorce Papers 
''Irys left the towel in the floor? Quick Mr Squeaks contact my lawyer''
Bae seems to have played DmC DLC because she sure is abusing Vergil's move ''Divorce'' and leveling up as hard as she can (this is not part of a bit, he seriously has a move called Divorce level 3)
any model of a lawyer but change the head for a card with the word DIVORCE written on it
Horizontally Spinning Rat 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXm9qeq1_eE&ab_channel=Rat
smol bae (https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/beegsmol-councilrys-hololive-en-5517f50fd178493fa29b075d870351bd) just spinning
Febaery 
WAKE UP BRRAT! ITS TIME FOR YOUR DAILY STREAM! ISNT THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! NON STOP BAE ACTION?! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING, YOU WANTED THIS! CMON BUDDY FINISH THAT SEVEN HOUR VOD, THAT THREE HOUR KARAOKE AND THAT TWO HOUR COLLAB, WE HAVE A TWO HOUR ZATSU IN 10 MINUTES.
Rat-Fucker 
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the hololive rat so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see a rat I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Baelz. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Bae's tight rat pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/rat babies.
Sad ryan gosling with bae ears
(#sleepwellbae 
''Gentleman, its been exactly one minute and twenty three seconds, and there is no rat on the telly. I am afraid she might have overslept.''
As bae sleeps, dreams of idols and stages dance inbetween her eyes. Suddenly, she jolts awake, and watches the clock in horror.
two minutes, she has overslept. Hashtag sleep well bae fills her chat, she screams, but the empty throne of god echoes in silence. Now she will have to go through fifty superchats filled with puns.
Bae with her underwear (https://i.imgur.com/NimAarZ.png) with close eyes and holding a pillow like this https://i.imgur.com/Zs9ndKi.png