A person goes to the doctor, says life is harsh and cruel.
Say they feel all alone in the world and what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
The oblivious doctor says: "I have just the thing, go watch Ouro Kronii, surely she is streaming tonight. That should put a smile on your face."
The Kronie looks at the doctor, who is just now realized they have bits of package tape stuck all over them and says:
"But Doctor, I am Ouro Kronii.