MEMES TEXT OF LOVE!

It was a normal ordinary day when Anon decided to go to a carnival, but what he'd learn is that today would be far from an ordinary day.
While he went to try some funnel cakes, he saw a nearby striker, and the sight confused him, you knew monsters were of different cultures but what the fuck?
In the striker bell, there hanged two women, one in a blue and purple sweater and another in a green and yellow sweater, and what made it really weird, they were hanged by their panties?
The spider monster began to mock the humans as she used her six arms to slam the hammer and ring the bell, impressive strength actually, but how about she doesn't wedgie the fuck out of these two?
Now a great man would find a way to save both but sadly you only had two arms and the capabilities to save one, probably didn't help that when you looked into the human with the green/yellow sweater, her eyes were just too enchanting despite her whole face being in a grimace, screaming and crying, and you only had room for one human in your heart, sorry blue/purple sweatered one.
Then you made the mistake of looking below to see her flashing the carnival with her sweater lifting above her breasts due to the monster's hammer strike.
Muffet as the spider monster running this called herself began boasting how this was a test for 'true men', as the bell began dropping and Muffet had her back turned, you decided to at least try to save one of the humans from this fate. The only reason you thought that this worked was because you were that insignificant and blended that well.
So you sneaked by the back of the game she was running, and had to sadly rip her panties from the hammer before pushing her sweater down and bolting with her in your arms.
The human, Chara she introduced herself was was confused as she was staring into you and asks your name, you replied with your name and heard Muffet yelling while you had hell behind your heels, mentioning how Chara was supposedly just an actor, "Is this true?", "Idiot, what do you think? Now get back home and bake some chocolate cake, I could use something to help me forget this day"
'Okay, don't have the ingredients for cake but what about brownies?', "Good enough, thanks for getting me out but why didn't you get Frisk?" You were getting strange looks while running towards home, thank Lucifer this carnival wasn't that far because your arms and legs were getting wobbly, and your brain wasn't doing much better just running off of adrenaline that was slowly shrinking.
'Um, Frisk?', "The blue/purple sweatered one", you kind of shrugged, 'Only had two arms and had to choose one, also you were the prettier one, and who knows, maybe Muffet could get hit on indecent exposure if she goes with the hammer game still and Frisk flashes everyone?', "You're only saying that because my breasts were flopping about in the wind, aren't you", she scoffed and you two arrived at your doorstep before you could retort.
You dropped her down, trying to make sure that the remains of her panties didn't drop and make a scene, AND OH SHIT! THAT'S WHERE MY SECOND HAND WAS AT? I GET THAT IT FELT REALLY WARM AND NICE BUT BY THE SIX TITS OF MOMMY SATAN, WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CURSED DAY?
I guess that explains why Chara had a blush throughout the endeavor, you opened the door with cheeks that were red at first and now bloody crimson, a sea made red through the flames of war was less red than your cheeks right now. You took a deep breath and decided to focus on brownies, get some food down you two's stomachs.
"okay if I were to use your underwear?", she said while walking out with just her sweater, nearly causing you to have a nosebleed, 'yes, please let me finish brownies', she chuckled before going back into your room, oh you fear what she was doing in there but a chef doesn't leave the kitchen.
As she got out of the shower, with actual clothes on, you decided to say what you were trying to say outside before horrific revelation after horrific revelation.
You brought an arm by her side and layed your head on her shoulder, 'this okay?', she turns her head and shakes yes, she smelled so nice, 'So, to let you know, I was looking at your face and decided to pick you up before I looked down, also I'm sorry that I held you down there, it must've been awkward'
"Look, you got me out of there, feeling you down there's just a little inconvienence, if I'd call it that since it didn't feel bad if I were to be honest" As you two took another bite of the brownies, you noticed the other end of your brownie was already eaten and when you looked to Chara's face, she had a bit of chocolate on there, "What? It's good chocolate", you went to lick the chocolate off her face and took your bite.
Surprisingly it was a nice, comfy night, and the sleep would've been divine until Chara brought one thing up to note, "you know, thinking about it, I don't think that's how indecent exposure works but I'm no lawyer", oh fuck, and Muffet's nose, she looked like the one to sue your ass to beyond oblivion.
A week where she basically moved in and you two would relax and have fun would pass until you get the mention, you and Chara are wanted to appear in Court, 'oh no'.
So apparently Chara was right but Muffet was still the defendant (the one that did the crime here), but it was tax fraud and an abusive workspace, you hate to go off of memes but with her nose, well her six hands couldn't begin to cover one that large, you and Chara entered with casual clothes, plain if nothing else though Chara looked dashing in her green/yellow sweater.
"So your honor, this all began when I looked in my soon-to-be-beloved in the eye and the judge slammed his gavel to ask a question, 'you do know it's only been a week since this happened, right? I know not relevant but why do you two already have engagement rings?' and the defense attorney asked for relevance, Chara than spoke up causing the judge to turn his head.
"Odd derail your honor but Anon and I just kinda clicked, he makes good food, we enjoyed vidya, and were just really compatible"
He then turned to you and saw you in a suit with a wedding ring, "Uh. . .", he turned back to Chara to see her in a majestic wedding dress, glowing white while her eyes shone like rubies, he shook his head and began to say something to Anon until, Anon wore a suit, but like the one you'd give to a butler, and he had was tapping a Palantir? 'So what's the ruling? Kind of on a time table since I need to pick up our kids from school somewhat soon'.
The judge, now sweating, looks back to Chara to see her in a suit, like the one a CEO would wear, with the warmest smile he's ever seen as she rubs he big belly, how are the buttons still on? He slams his gavel before it gets out of hand, more so than it has already, "The court is adjorned, my phone is ringing and I need my meds, Muffet, you're guilty and must pay a fine of a million dollars, Chara and Frisk, you both get three-hundred thousand out of it, eh ah eh oh eh ah oh eh"
And just as he slams the gavel, letting everyone leave confused, and Muffet crying that she'll appeal this, the judge looks one last time to see Anon and Chara, this time not preggo, gushing over their new child, according to them, their seventh, sweet Jesus have mercy on their souls, he doesn't know how Anon has the stamina or patience but eh ah eh oh eh ah oh eh.
The end