Lape Ramy

It was a beautiful day, birds were chirping, kids were playing and Lamy had just bought a new bottle of Sake, humming to herself as she made her way to her home
‘’Oh, what a lovely day!’’ she thought ‘’I think the only thing that could ruin it is rape, specially one directed at me’’

Suddenly, she was yanked into an alley, and a knife appeared below her nose
‘’Stay quiet or ill shank you’’ said Anon
‘’Oh no! a rapist!’’ whimpered Lamy ‘’Probably a heterosexual one!’’
Anon, who was heterosexual but also owned a potted plant, looked at her dead in the eye
‘’I said stay quiet!’’ his eyes traveled down the figure of the snow elf, as he licked his lips ‘’I was just going to rob you, but now I’m gonna rape you!’’
Lamy’s breath hitched in fear. He was going to force himself on her! He was going to do all of those things people in that Italian Pasta-discussing forum wanted to do to her!

She eyed the street, yet no one was around to help her despite it being the middle of the day in Tokyo, or really any metropolis since the setting was never stablished
‘’HELP!’’ she whimpered, but no one came to her aid.
‘’I said stay quiet!’’ Anon grunted as he grabbed her by the collar and pulled, ripping the entire shirt and bra off of Lamy’s body, her massive Elf milkers bouncing free
Lamy yelped and covered herself, Anon laughed
‘’That’s what you get for buying clothes in the dollar store bitch’’ he took a whiff of Lamy’s neck and she shuddered in fear ‘’Now I’m going to rape you’’
‘’Nooo’’ Lamy whimpered with her eyes closed, as the man’s hands traveled to her 3.99 Skirt+Panties combo ‘’don’t rape me, I don’t want it’’
‘’What?’’ Anonymous stopped, looking at her, Lamy opened one eye

‘’I said don’t rape me, I don’t want it’’
Anon sighed, and backed up, sheathing the knife.
‘’Ah fuck, well sorry for the trouble miss’’
Lamy blinked, twice, then rubbed her eyes as Anon whistled and took a quick picture of her massive tits.
‘’What the fuck? Weren’t you going to rape me?
‘’Yeah, I was going to’’ he said, saving the pictures on the cloud ‘’but you said no’’
Lamy blinked, again

‘’Wha-But that’s not how it works!’’
‘’Well, I dunno where you come from missy but its rude to rape someone without their consent’’
Lamy crossed her arms, annoyed
‘’But raping IMPLIES you don’t want my consent!’’ she huffed as Anon just shrugged
‘’Well…you know… raping you without your consent… it would just feel weird’’ Anon’s face was painted pink by a blush ‘’specially since I’m kind of a fan of you’’

Lamy relaxed a bit and sighed ‘’Oh…that’s sweet of you Anon… do you want me to sign something?’’
Anon gasped in surprise, as he took out his knife and handed it to her ‘’Oh please sign my crime knife! It would look amazing next to my stabbing knife signed by Uruha Rushia!’’
Alas, Anon didn’t see the gleam in Lamy’s eyes. As soon as she took the knife, she pointed it at him
‘’Stay quiet or ill shank you’’ she said
‘’Oh no! A woman!’’ whimpered Anon. ‘’Probably a Bisexual One!’’
Lamy, who was bisexual but sometimes had intrusive thoughts about her vacuum cleaner, closed in and pressed the knife against his neck
‘’Now… why don’t you want to rape me? Am I ugly? Does this have racial undertones going on?’’ she pressed the knife and anon whimpered once more
‘’It would greatly change our dynamics and possibly incur psychological damage both on you, the victim, and me, the perpetrator who is still capable of empathy!’’
‘’Bullshit!’’ Lamy tore off his shirt, which also came off easily ‘’You started this and you are gonna finish it! You are going to rape me!’’
Anon cried as he was forced to strip, stretch in order to prevent a cramp and then rape Lamy.

The sun had set, and Lamy lighted herself a cigarette, the rape blanket covering her body as anon cried in the rape pillow
‘’Not bad Anon’’ she said as she took a drag out of the cigarette ‘’You have future in the rape industry’’
‘’I actually would have loved to be a forklift operator’’ said anon, a lone tear falling down his face ‘’But now…I’m sullied’’
Lamy, who had smoked the cigarette really quick like tom and jerry, stood up and dressed herself
‘’Ill see you later little rapey-boy’’ as she fixed her hat, she gave him a smug smile ‘’I’m probably pregnant by the way, and I will raise him ALONE, without you’’
Anon, who was already despairing, felt himself reach a new low, as groveled in front of Lamy
‘’Please no! its my rape baby too! At least let me name him like my favorite streamer: John!’’
Lamy whoever, was a cold-hearted bitch, as she gave him the middle finger
‘’I’m actually going to name him Hunter and style his hair like a football player’’ she turned around and looked over her shoulder ‘’And if it’s a girl, I will call her Karen and make her harass the work-force’’
As she walked away, Anon stood there in the alley, too broken to cry.