I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...
A NUMBERJACK!
Leaping from stream to stream! As they float down the mighty rivers of YouTube!
With my best girl by my side!
The Eicht!
The Nine!
The one-hundred sixty three!
The Twelve!
The Little Whopping Rule Three!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a numberjack, and I'm okay,
I count all night and I troll all day.
CHORUS: He's a numberjack, and he's okay,
He counts all night and he trolls all day.