Kronii has been very horny lately
you've gone from having sex two or three times a day to about five-six
after a week you're really tired
you tell Mumei that she owes you a favor
it's not like she remembers
you ask her to "accidentally" make a mess of her inventory in Minecraft
by the time she streams she forgets those quotation marks and it looks legit
you're both watching her stream and Kronii's hand is in your pants, but then she stops
"sorry anon, but I have to fix this" she says with a determined look and gets up
you quietly let out a sigh of relief when she locks the door
the moment she appears on Mumei's stream, you turn it off and decide to relax with a book
you pick up the book that Kronii gave you a few days ago
it's a good book
a really good book
hours pass
suddenly somebody takes the book away from you
it's Kronii
you've gotten into the book so much that you didn't notice her coming back
or she just used her crazy time powers
that doesn't really matter right now as she seems to be angry
"so anon, did you really think I wouldn't find out, then go back in time and set up the same trap for you?"
you now remember that Kronii was acting weird when she gave you the book
"so you'd rather read a book than have sex with me?"
before you can say anything, she uses her powers
you're teleported to a library
"this is the Library of Babel, anon. Have fun reading as much as you want"
you can only watch in horror as she disappears
you pick up a random book from the nearest shelf, hoping that it's just a joke
the book is filled with random combinations of letters
you quickly flip through a few pages
there's nothing even resembling a real word in any language anywhere
same with the next few books you pick up from other shelves
it's real
it's the Library of Babel
a library filled with books that contain every combination of letters from the latin alphabet
you can find everything here
literally everything
every piece of fiction ever written
everything that will and won't be written
every bit of knowledge about the world, including everything that hasn't been discovered yet
every imaginable lie vastly outnumbering the real books
all of that overshadowed by total gibberish
it quickly becomes obvious that Kronii used her powers on you
you don't get tired
you don't get hungry
you don't age
you spent every moment looking for a book that will tell you how to come back
at first you want to tell Kronii how she crossed a line
you contemplate telling her that you should take a break from each other
after a few days that becomes pointless
after a few weeks you just want to come back and talk with her
after a few months you realize how stupid you were
she clearly loves you very much and wants to show you that
and yet you pushed her away and used her addiction against her
you just want to beg her for forgiveness
it takes you decades to find a book giving directions for the one you want
as you run through kilometers of staircases and corridors you wonder if it's not a lie
finally you find it
"How to come back home"
you open it
it's a book about Kronii's secret erogenous zones
you consume all this knowledge without even sitting down
as you finish it and take your eyes away, you realize that you're back in the bedroom
Kronii is lying naked on the bed and smiling at you