Straya

You wake up to the sound of Sana yelling “OI, GET UP CUNT!” You check your ground harness and make your way downstairs. She had already prepared your favorite, marmite toast with a marmite smoothie. You two watch the news, only half the country is on fire which makes you feel nice and safe. You kiss your wife, put on your favorite pair of thongs, and mount your kangaroo so you could get to work at the prison. On your way to work you were ambushed by drop bears which you fended off with your trusty boomerang. After a long day of watching prisoners fall into the sun you headed back home to your lovely wife. She had some shrimp on the barbie which you ate after slathering them with marmite. You both headed inside for movie night. Unfortunately every movie you tried to watch was blocked by the government so you decided to head to bed early. Before going to bed you triple check that you locked all the doors and windows so the damn ‘roos don’t get in. You fall asleep with your head between Sana’s massive titties.