Nerdy possum table top player gf
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be me
5'9" human man
doesnt fucking matter because my girlfriend is a 35 feet tall possum
at least 20 feet wide as well
when we first met, we bonded over our mutual love for wargames
only, she has a very... particular way to play
i am dressed in Death Crusader armor
standing in a field with a bunch of fucking cheap statues
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"I get that shit is expensive, but would it kill you to carve and paint these warriors?"

she blushes and gives an adorkable smile
"Sorry Anon... just haven't got around to it yet!"
macro figures don't even come pre-shaped, they're essentially blocks of plastic you have to carve Michelangelo style
oh well, can't stay mad at that face
i smile and hoist up my Magnum Cross
I'm going to win this one for her
hours later, the match is in the home stretch
several of my destroyed comrades lie off to the side
only one enemy remaining, but it's a big one
that cat bitch is playing Zambie Cultists
last unit is Abomination
... it's a risk
but it will be worth everything to see her smile

"My turn! I'm moving..."

take 5 big steps out from cover, right in front of the Abomination

"And ATTACK!"

my possum girlfriend is sweating, her eyes dilated
"Umm... rolling to hit!"
success
"Rolling for damage!"
she says with more confidence
penetrates armor, if save fails this will be the game-winning move
the macro cat rolls
failure
macro cat huffs, but smiles and gives a kind shake to my girlfriend
"Eeeeeee you did it!"
she leans over the play field with a huge grin on her face
she's on her hands and knees looking down at me, her fat furry belly spilling out
what i wouldn't give to see her from the other side...

"For the Empress!"

I raise my Magnum Cross in a warlike pose, still playing the role

"That's you, by the way."

she chuckles adorkably again
"Oh, Captain Anonymous, you were SUCH a brave crusader in today's battle... I think you deserve a reward."
I slowly take off my Call of Zombiehammer: War of the Ages Death Crusader armor
not even off for 1 second before she picks me up by the fabric of my shirt
specially tailored so it won't stretch or tear
i blush and try to hide as i look down at her
her eyes are half-lidded, looking at my vulnerable form with... love?
or something more predatory?
"The Empress bestows her blessing on you... come hither and receive."
she slowly moves me to her beautiful face and kisses me
then lays me down on her massive, furry rack that moves with her breath
before pushing me in even deeper
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surrounded by soft, furry, warm flesh on all sides
can feel her squeezing her breasts together, just strong enough to be comfortable without hurting
she's humming my favorite song from the game
god i love her so much