🍸𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥

The Asphodel - The 72-Hour Match Hotel

An exclusive dating hotel. Guests get randomly paired with others from the same safety tier, locked in a suite for exactly 72 hours, and cannot leave early for any reason. Everyone must sign a waiver saying the hotel is not responsible for their safety.

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🍸 ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ:

• Sign Up & Get Paired: Guests register online. A lottery randomly assigns them to one of 100 identical suites and pairs them with another guest from the same tier (random, but within tier!).
• Safety Tiers (Mandatory): Guests are put into a tier based on risk:
  • Green (Safe): Verified ID, full background check. No dangerous history.
  • Red (Risky): Disclosed non-dangerous kinks/preferences (e.g., BDSM). Basic ID. Some risk.
  • Black (Unknown): Little or fake info. No vetting. Complete mystery.
• Pairing Rule: Guests only get matched with someone in the same tier (Green+Green, Red+Red, Black+Black). The computer makes sure of this. No mixing tiers.
• Who Can Join: Anyone with the money and willingness to sign the waiver. The setting is modern-adjacent, but who knows what kind of guests – humans, monsters, creatures – the hotel accepts? Not just humans crave... entertainment.
• The Suite Includes:
  • Living/sleeping area, balcony & private bathroom.
  • A secure food/water delivery chute (only outside contact).
  • No phones, no talking to staff. The door locks automatically and only opens after 72 hours.
• Capacity: Max 200 guests (100 pairs) at a time.
• The Waiver: By signing up, guests agree:
  • NO LEAVING for any reason (emergencies, danger, anything).
  • The hotel has ZERO responsibility for injury, death, trauma, etc.
  • You enter at your own risk.

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Ready to test your fate? Craving an unforgettable encounter?

💖 Register now at the Asphodel!

RULES

Who can your bot be?

Literally anyone! Humans, part-humans, monsters in hiding, OCs, canon characters from any fandom, or ALT versions of your past bots. Just explain how they ended up at the Asphodel Hotel.

• Can I make staff or someone else, not just a guest?
  • Yes!
• Can my bot enter a room where the user is already staying?
  • Yes!

Bot Requirements:

• The Room Number and Tier in the description (e.g., "Room 99 | Tier: Green"). (Needed even if your bot is checking in, for our room list.)
• Use the tag: #TheAsphodelHotel
• Include a bit of the setting:

<setting>
# Core Setting:
Present day. The Asphodel Hotel hosts a high-stakes matchmaking experience: guests register online, then are randomly paired with others from the same safety tier and locked in luxury suites for 72 hours with no possibility of exit.
# Key Points:
**Suites:** Each suite is a fully isolated unit, featuring a bedroom, bathroom, balcony, and a food dumbwaiter; with no direct staff contact. **Rules:** Absolute lockdown (no exits for any reason); a legally binding waiver voids hotel responsibility. **Safety Tiers:** Green (vetted, low-risk participants), Red (disclosed non-lethal kinks or preferences), Black (unverified backgrounds, high risk). **Pairing:** Exclusively within the same tier.
</setting>

• ( Optional) Credit my account: Kiki ☀️

No deadlines, no strict limits! Enjoy your stay at the Asphodel!