Cat Call's New Job

The rose-gold light of early dawn cast long shadows across the Shiketsu campus as Smokin' Sexy trudged over to the gymnasium in his work-out clothes, kit bag thrown over his shoulder. As he approached the main door the faint sounds of physical exertion could be heard. Quirking an eyebrow he peered through the doorway, raising his other brow to match as he saw a female figure flying through the air, spinning as she went while simultaneously flipping end-over end all the way down the balance beam, barely seeming to touch the beam under her.

Landing with perfect poise on her toes as she came to the end of the beam, the woman gave Ryushei a good look at her for the first time. She had a build combining the best attributes of a professional gymnast and glamour model; all lean muscle blending seamlessly into alluring curves. Her build was shown off by her painted-on-tight leotard which formed a broad 'V' ending just below her navel, displaying her generous cleavage and had fluffy fur cuffs and collar in white, contrasting with the leopard-print pattern of the rest of the get-up. Her legs were bare apart from knee-high boots.

Ryushei extinguished his cigarette on top of a trash-can and flicked the end inside, then cleared his throat. The woman turned to look at him and smiled, she somersaulted down from the balance beam, then lunged into a series of back-flips. She leaped across the mat, coming to a halt in front of him. She offered him her hand.

"Hi, I'm Cat Call, or Felicity Takahashi, if you prefer. You must be Smokin' Sexy? I recognise you from your pictures. I believe I've been assigned to be your new assistant?"

Smokin' shook her hand.

"Hi. You can call me Ryushei if you like. Gotta say, I'm surprised to see you here so early, usually There's no-one here at this time in the morning."

"Well, I thought I could get a good work-out in before the school day begins. I have kind of an involved routine, and then I'll need plenty of time to prep for classes and so-forth."

"I normally have my own place but, uh…" His mind's eye filled with the image of the overflowing toilet which had flooded the Sexy dojo that morining, necessitating the relocation of his morning workout to the school gym until he and Juro could mop the place out. "...I had some plumbing issues."

Cat Call smiled sympathetically.

"Me too; my apartment had a burst pipe. My pussy was soaking wet."

"Uhh…?"

"It was sleeping in the bathroom when the pipe burst, you see."

"Oh, right, I see."

"I complained to my landlord; I can't sit around rubbing my pussy with a towel all day! Anyway, don't let me get in your way, which part of the gym do you want to start with?"

For the next couple of hours Smokin' put the school training dummies through their paces with an endless series of elaborate kenjutsu kata, while Cat Call zipped about the gymnastic rings like a hummingbird. Eventually, chests heaving and clothes wringing wet with sweat, they made their way to the changing rooms. Ryusei emerged first, freshly showered and in his professional clothes of slacks, dress shirt and vest. He waited by the exit to the women's changing rooms and shortly Cat Call emerged, still wearing her costume with her own kit-bag (also in leopard-print) hanging by her side..

"One of the advantages of having a small costume; you can pack a bunch of spares for the day." She explained.

"Right, I was gonna say. So, we've just got to check in with the principal and then we can head over to the office and go over the lesson plans for the day, okay?"

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Karaburan put down her pen and shifted her paperwork to her 'out' tray. She smiled at the two heroes and gestured for them to sit down.

"You two have met?" The one-armed heroine took a long sip from her steaming coffee mug.

"Yeah, we ran into each other at the gym." Replied Smokin' Sexy as he took a chair.

"We're both having problems with our plumbing, and I told him about my wet pussy." Interjected Cat Call.

Karaburan coughed piping hot coffee through her nose back into the mug.

"KAFF! ACK! Kaff-kaff! I- kaff- I beg your pardon?"

"Her cat was soaked by a burst pipe." Ryusei hurriedly explained.

Cat Call blushed slightly.

"Sorry, it's a quirk compulsion. Usually I don't even realise I'm doing it."

"Ahem, I see. Well, be that as it may," She addressed Smokin' Sexy, "I believe you've already been informed that Ms. Takahashi is to be your teaching assistant? Being as you yourself are a new teacher we felt that you could use some back-up in the classroom. Here are the student files." Karaburan reached into a draw on her side of the desk and pulled out a sheaf of manilla folders. "You may wish to familiarise yourself with them before the school day officially begins. I won't keep you any longer, dismissed!"

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"Huh," Smokin' Sexy paused as he leafed through the student files. "Apparently there's a girl here whose quirk allows her to talk to ghosts! You ever hear of anything like that?"

"Well now that you mention it, sometimes I'll be sitting in the living room quietly in the evening and suddenly, out of nowhere, my pussy will start trembling and making all kinds of strange noises, I think she might be sensitive to the spirit world."

"You did it again."

"Did what?… Oh damn, you're right. Sorry. Which one is the ghost girl, then?"

"Nowaru Kimi, she'll be sitting just there." He gestured to a desk on his left in the second row. "You know you'll have to watch that compulsion of yours around the students; if they hear you going on about 'my pussy this' and 'my pussy that' you're going to become a figure of fun pretty quickly."

"I thought Japanese students were very well behaved?"

"They're still kids, though."

"Perhaps if I showed them pictures of my pretty little pussy so they know what I'm talking about? I have lots of them on my phone…." She started to rummage in her utility belt.

Smokin' Sexy pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. He could already tell it was going to be a trying first day.

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The new students were each sitting behind their desks in their only slightly itchy new uniforms as Ryusei and Felicity walked in. The quiet babble of voices died down as Smokin' took his position behind his desk, and Cat Call adopted a kind of parade-ground rest behind him and to his right.

The initial round of introductions passed with incident apart from an impromptu multimedia presentation by the techie kid… Ryusei glanced at the roll-call sheet to remind himself… Reiji Kawano, or 'Red Hat', which had honestly been kind of impressive. Most importantly, Cat Call had managed thus far to avoid any mention of her pet cat, so all things considered, the first class of the semester was going pretty well. Maybe his earlier misgivings were just first-day nerves?

"Oh no, I can't take my pussy out at this time of the year; it's hairless so it's very sensitive to the cold."

Oh well, so much for that.

Ryusei's assistant was chatting with the cat-themed student… another glance at the roll-call sheet… Maborineko Sankai, 'Cheshire', whose face currently bore an expression of incredulous amusement.

"Sorry, Cat Call-san?"

"That last time I took my pussy out in the winter it nearly froze and I had to hold it in front of a space-heater to warm it up again!"

"Her cat. Cat Call-san is talking about her cat." Smokin' jogged up to the desk to intervene.

"Oh, I see." Cheshire was now wearing a broad, malevolent grin, and a few of the other nearby students were beginning to smirk. Another student piped up.

"You have a hairless pussy, Cat Call-san? Do you shave it?" There was a chorus of stifled tittering.

"Oh no, my pussy is naturally hairless on account of all the breeding." The low tide of laughter was less suppressed now.

"Does your pussy get a lot of breeding, Cat Call-san?"

At this point Smokin' Sexy was trying to catch Felicity's eye, emphatically shaking his head and making 'cut' gestures across his throat, but sadly she didn't seem to notice.

"Not from me, my pussy was bred by certified professionals in America." Now most of the class was laughing openly, and Felicity finally caught on. "Oh crap, I did it again, didn't I?" She blushed bright red.

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It had taken a little while to get the class back on task after that. For the rest of the lesson Cat Call had stood behind the teacher's desk and restricted herself to one or two-word answers. As they walked to the next class Smokin' Sexy broke the silence.

"So, uh, that was kind of rough, huh?"

Cat Call gave a deep sigh.

"It's not the first time my compulsion has gotten me laughed at, I can assure you that. It's been a long time since I had an entire class-room full of children laughing at me, though. Brought back some unpleasant memories from my own school-days. I suppose I should have listened to you about the kids."

"Ah, don't sweat it. Tell you what; keep an eye on me an' if you see me tug on my left ear you stop talking, eh? Sound good?"

"Seems a little contrived." She smiled at the suggestion. "How about you just kick me in the ankle?"

"Heh. Look, uh, you remember how I said I had my own place to work out? It's my dojo, kind of a dump, and like I said it's flooded right now, but I should be able to mop it out tonight, so if you want to come over it's wide open for anyone who wants to come an' work out or whatever."

"Thanks, I just might."

"If you wanted to come around after school hours, that would be cool too. I have a couple of students who like to use the facilities."

"No I couldn't do that, if I'm not home by six o'clock my pussy goes bananas, I have to spend the evening stroking it to calm it down.

OW! I was joking!"