Name

Havard Broadwash
"That's Mr Broadwash to you!"

Destiny

Underking
"And where's me fackin' gold!?"

Swallow

Strange Criminal
"You need a fackin' waterboardin'? We call it a broadwashin' here, heheheh."

Academy

Gweison Haul
"Yeah, I was one of the Haul bastards. Good folk."

Learning Potential

Water
"Y'see, broadwashin' is a pun. My last name's Broadwash, and I waterboard people, and 'wash' is kinda similar to 'water', and... ah, forget it."

Alternate

Biomancy
"Hey, babe! Wanna more attractive bosom?"

Skill

Artist (Cooking)
Bartering III
"Y'want a meat pie? No? How 'bout a wench?"

Knowledge

Goetia
"Dealin' with demons? Why, I'd never! That's a serious accusation, y'know."
Master of Mirrors
"Who's THIS tart...?!"
Economics
"Wenches are a good investment."
Whispers
"So are sneaky people with pointy things."

Bloodline & Rule

Crime Lord
The Dirt
"I think you got the jist of it, mate."

Vassalage

Barony
Town
Seaport
Brothels

Land

Bleak Marshlands
Torrential Rain

Power Projection

Outlaws
"They're a cheeky bunch, yeah. But they're my cheeky bunch."
Marines
"Privateers is a funny word. Don't have to come up with anything else to dress up sneaky thieves 'cause the fancyfolk thought of that first!"