"Gabe, you must pilot the Evangelion"
"Gabe, the point of my assfucked plot to be with my wife is that you need to grow up and leave behind your childish fantasies behind."
"Gabe, you can't fix the past. You must accept the circumstances you are in and move past it though your strength."
"Gabe, being nice to other people in hopes they'll stay with is very bad. You should live your own happiness instead of trying to find it in other people."
"Gabe, you won't marry either Kronii or the other oishi. You'll marry the granny wineaunt that is my self insert wife."
"Gabe, you're my self insert during my depressive episodes."