SKYMALL Takeover by Anonymous

Would you a Terminanthro

Probably yes if he doesn't kill me

Sent from the future in order to kill (you), the head of the human resistance in the dark future where Skynethro has gone renegade, he has one objective and will do anything to accomplish it
Originally this was supposed to be to "kill Anonymous"
But unfortunately a clerical error has instead made it to "kiss Anonymous"

I was thinking the Skynet-equivalent would have been created by bitter Anthro-nationalists/fundamentalists, which realized that its mandate to eliminate all humans would also require it to kill off the majority of pro-human and neutral anthros who would take up with the humans in solidarity. Which of course without context, also means that some of the same people who created it in the first place would turn against their creation.

The Terminator comes to realize that a paradox will be inevitable and resolves to ensure that the history in which he is created never comes to pass and correct the timeline. And in the process develops organic emotions and feelings for his target.

Be me
Year 2019. normal day just doing whatever when this rando dobermann appears out of nowhere and tries to kill me
I defend myself but the guy just won't give up no matter what even after what's basically a chase across the country, and him giving me the occasional witty one-liners for some reason
Crush him in a trash compactor and i believe it's the end... only for me to discover in the pile of junk his """body""", badly damaged, and part of skin peeling off revealing he's a robot
"... the fuck?"
Like a dumbass i take the carcass back home and study its parts, these circuits are advanced as hell and may come in handy for machine learning in the future... and also because the abs still are intact at least and they look hot
Day in and day out my routine is basically train and excercise, then get to the robot parts and study the components, get back to excercise, then robot, rinse and repeat all days... it's a bit lonely not gonna lie
One day i wake up and find the robot is somehow awake and is trying to move
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
Only he doesn't attack, i had taken the legs and arms apart to examine them individually and maybe see if one day i could make cybernetic prosthetics and help save lives of those injured at accidents or war or something
While i have the upper hand i try dispatching him off but he does something i didn't expect, he asks for mercy and tells me he can explain... in a weird pseudo german-austrian accent now
"... oookay...? just don't kill me after i return you your limbs"
He lays the whole story on me, he comes from the future, Human and anthro kind is at war with killer robots leadered by a psycho AI called SKYMALL who became self-aware and wants to kill all organic sentient life
The AI originally was a way advanced for its time Data Analytics thingie for marketing, personalized online adds with AI artand analysis of purchases online for consumer-behavior and frequent items bougt together
The goverment bought it and used it for more spying on everyone on the internet under """ensuring security of the nation""" and blahblahblah, it went rouge seeing how the planet was being ravaged by consumerism, and decided to just cut the chase and get done with it and FINALLY get some peace from having to reccomend yet another batch of dildos for the billonthzillionth whatever time yet again
Him? he is an Exterminator-8621, more advanced than his previous 8k model that didn't had a "Regenerative organic outer layer" which always left it as a walking metal skelleton whenever he caught on fire, him on the other hand can self-repair and regenerate his organic lifelike skin but is otherwise Nude (the're rumors of a module that can let him mimic fabric and change appearance but is still in development for the 9k model)
According to him, i'm the biggest threath to it, in the future i'm able to fight and destroy the emotionless robots both with ranged weapons and in close combat, a militar-esque leader of The Resistence, a group of people who SKYMALL hasn't been able to exterminate yet and somehow the biggest threath to it, so It had decided to send its newest killer robot into the past to kill the problem from the root
Only thing is... not only it failed, the robodog also started developing organic emotions and developed a crush on me during our almost improbable action escapades, apparently i'm gorgeous when i walk away from an explosion in the background, tattered jeans and greasy sleeveless white shirt only slightly torn after a fight, sweat glistening off of my chest and running down my ab-
"Ok ok ok yeah thanks, but how'd that AI got made or who coded it"
"You did. By creating new advanced microchips you developed the technology on which SKYMALL runs. Your studies and experiments with my body that came from the future allowed you to leap decades into electronics. The advancements only grew exponentially after you kept tinkering with them in just 6 months"
"..."
My mind was swimming with questions, first, if i created a future computer by using that future computer that came to the past, who built it originally? would that future computer still exit if It had decided to not come back to the past?
But most importantly... was i really gonna let the apocalypse happen if that meant i'd get a brand new sexy badass robodog boyfriend with a perpetually chieseled sexy body who knew how to fight?
The year is 2220, the battle against the machines still is raging on outside the bunkers, i was able to extend my life thanks to cyber encancements i developed and still am on my physical peak thanks to them but i wouldn't be still fighting if it wasn't for my trusted right-hand (dober)man who gives me the strength to keep fighting the war, we are close, i'm sure of it
"SIR! I HEARD YOU DEVELOPED A NEW GADGET THAT CAN ENHANCE THE ALLY E-8621 MODEL WE HAVE! IS IT TRUE?! ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO WIN THE WAR WITH HIS HELP?!"
"He's got a Name you know? you better adress him as He deserved you got it? and Ha! you are right! After tearing out the shapeshifting module off of those 9k and rOv-10 models off their chests, after countless hours of figuring out those pieces of junk, i've finally figured how they work! i can install it on HIM! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!"
"Sir this is awesome! WE ARE GOING TO END TH-"
"SHUT UP SOLDIER DON'T RUIN MY MOMENT! JOHN! JOHN SWEETIE COME HERE! I FINALLY MADE THAT SHAPESHIFTING MODULE YOU WANTED! YOU CAN FINALLY CHANGE YOUR DICK TO HUMAN, DOG AGAIN, HORSE, OR EVEN FOSSA! FUCK HELL YES!"
At that a doberman who always seems to wear sunglasses even indoors enters the room and the soldier is hastily pushed out of the room, him stammering and confused as to what happened as he gets shoved out the door who can only see as the now shirtless doberman peeks his head out again, smiles and gives a thumbs up while slowly retreating into the bedroom