STUNKZ

BALANCE SHEET

Stuffs §1085
Grains Ꮆ331
Silver Pieces Ᵽ$493
Dedder Dusts 62
HiMaX 13
BOOMsossijj 10
Health Potions (S) 6
Semiprecious Gems 20
Precious Gems 8
Chernoberyl, worth 3 Precious Gems
Ice Elemental Globe x 2, worth 3 Semiprecious Gems each
Ice Elemental Spike x 2, worth 2 Semiprecious Gems each
Poison darts made of stripped pinion, unknown poison, x 35
Aurotaur Remains x 7
????? Deddust Toom Rareties x 16
????? Deddust Toom Key, counts as Rarity
????? Deddust Toom lesser keys x 6
Fighty Kittz, Unsorted, x 40
Magic Matts, Unsorted, x 60
1 lizzy hedd, 1 squiddy hedd

KIT

Sky Piercing Dagger +3dmg +6 Vorpal
Stumpy's Noiffy +6 dmg
Goldie +3 dmg w/ 3 Balefire
Beasty Whapp +8 dmg; does not occupy weapon slot if used with Carrionpede
Liddle Shit's Slangshott

Quality Kludge Armor 19/19 Dur (soaks 3dmg per Dur, rounded DOWN)

Light Kludge Armor 8/8 (soaks 1dmg per dur)

KILLYKILLY

[Thousand Segment Carrionpede Form First Moulting COMPLETE ]
+4(/4)% Hit, +4(/4) Physical Damage
+4HP

[Thousand-Segment Carrionpede Form Second Moulting COMPLETE]
+2(/2)% Dodge, +6(/6)% Hit, +6(/6) Phys Dmg, +6HP, +1 Weapon Slot

[Thousand-Segment Carrionpede Form Third Moulting COMPLETE]
+2(/2)% Dodge, +8(/8)% Hit, +8(/8) Phys Dmg, Overkill 1, +8HP

[THOUSAND-SEGMENT CARRIONPEDE FOURTH MOULTING]

+2(/2)% Dodge, +12(/12)% Hit, +12(/12)Dmg, Killseek 1 (+1 unblockable physical damage per piercing weapon), +8HP on completion

BONUSES

+15 Sneekibreeki
+15 Gen vs Rhea Civilians
+7 vs Rhea Adventurers

OVERKILL 1: 1/3 of damage and status counts is inflicted on another enemy within range ~5ft, AND any damage when a target is at 0HP gets carried over to another possible target in range

VORPAL: hits armor as if HP. Otherwise damages HP as normal.

BALEFIRE: Deals 1 Balefire per HP damage, max 3 per turn; each Balefire causes 1 damage per turn, and diminishes by 1 per turn; max 9 Balefire.

MEAT-SCALE TALLY: study a creature within line of sight and know its HP and Dur value, though not Dur quality.

[KILLYKILLY]
Toady 12+4+6+8HP from TSCP= 30HP cap
Current 30/30HP

Total Dodge +6, Hit +21

Daggy +3 +6 Vorpal, Noiffy +6+1, Goldie +3+1 w/ 3 Balefire, Beasty Whapp +8, + TSCP +4+6+8 = 40 melee dmg +6 Vorpal dmg, w/ 3 Balefire and 4 Noxic

Tenticat Dewclaws add Hit overrolls÷2 as physical damage.

Toady may opt for SUICIDEY attacks; roll 2d100 and consider both attacks; one will connect.

RIDES

FOLLOWERS

[MO AO]
Mo4 Ao3 墨襖; "Coat of Ink", literary, "Coat of Learning"

58/66HP
2 dice; attacks Suicidally
Floats aground at standard move speed; ascends at half speed
{SHROUD} aka Mute Garb (mo4 yi1) negates all melee attacks; Mo Ao may not wear armor or use weapons if {SHROUD} is on
{SHROUD} negates half magic or elemental attacks; Radiant damage desperses it and hits for Double Damage

[VELERIE]
Le4 Bie2 樂別, "Joy Departed"

??
converts wasted LM to DD

[VA FREE DROOGEZ]
[Pork Hos]
13/13Dur 16/16HP 8Dmg
[Uptush]
14/14Dur 15/15HP 7Dmg
[DirtyNuggz]
13/13Dur 14/14HP 6Dmg

PRISONERS

[JOOLIE]
0/39Dur (2-) 51/119HP 11Dmg

[SPIKEY]
14/28Dur (3-) 107/120HP, 14Dmg

}}HAZARDS{{

Gui Li; 鬼礼

14/??HP
Will haunt your dreams every 10 days or so to attack you in your dreams.

Road Warders

????

Courteous Paladinate

????

[曾春摺]
[Plucked Before Spring] Style
WOMAN: +6 To Hit (-2 from Good Bad Gift = +4)
CHILD: +6 To Dodge (-3 from GBG = +3)
VIRGIN: +6 Damage (-4 from GBG = +2)
Klujj Kruch: 3 dmg (changed with GBG = 8)

{WEESHLET}

Once a day Toady may use Besemet's aka Blew Bewbz' Teacup to create a mundane item or extremely low magical utility consumable of 1GP value.

{PILLOWSHEET} 0/1

20 seconds of muttered chanting

Turn ghostlike for 60 seconds (3 combat rounds)

In this state you are not able to interact with physical objects, nor they you.

You move in any direction at a slow walk speed, through all Mundane matter.

Magic attacks hit at 50%; Radiant attacks hit at 100% and immediately destroy the PILLOWSHEET

{SNAPTRAP} 1/1

10second chant.

Does 3 dmg, and 1 dmg per turn the target is not free.

Target must roll 2Def1Act successfully. 1Def will be used up on this trap; YOU may jump in and get up to TWO autohits with Suicidey

{SPEEKY CHATTY} 1/1

5second chant, 25seconds chatty

Communicate with Seafood OR a person tagged by this charm within a distance of 81 miles.

Recipients apart from Seafood require you to speak in a normal Indoor Voice.

{POPUP} 1/1

1minute chant

Set a location you have explored as a POPUP.

Vanish from your current location to that place, and feel fugged up for 3 minutes.

The first bead of this trinket has GLOBAL range. Anons will be prompted to retrocon where Toady left his POPUP beads.

{'TECT ZAPZAP} 0/1

30sec chant

For ~10 minutes you can sense Magic in a ~5 meter radius.

'TECT ZAPZAP makes no differentiation between Items, Persons (eg Genies and Faerie), Traps, Castings; you will have to guess by their intensity, position and movement (roll for it, with bonuses or penalties). On the plus side, almost no one can detect your casting even if they are the target.

NOTES
{ZAPP YEET}, {BIGGY MIMESHOW}, {FLY}, {MILF'S MEATY PURSE} added to future spell list; will be offered at start of [[HEIST]]