faux <3 jon moxley ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ more ‎ ‎ ‎ than ‎ ‎ ‎ u
" he thinks he's a champion because he's walking around with a belt? " ‎
main ‎ ‎ ‎ ♫ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ um anyways i love jon moxley more than you. nobody understands him like i do and i think ur a bum and u shld kys if u think u like the death riders or jon moxley more than me. if he's not at forbidden door i will claw my face off and if he is i'm going to be screaming so loudly over the sounds of booing like the alpha i am. i'd count myself a jon moxley selfshipper PERSONA ONLY BTW. like he's my girlfriend trust me yall. he don't love you like he loves me.

non sharing completely, yall are bums and don't deserve him like i do. i love me and my parasocial relationship with jon moxley, the death riders and adam cole. "but he has a wife" yall can't read persona only can't you? that means what he plays on screen right? anyways he's my gf oh my god i love him so much it makes me want to rip my skin off with joy, i want to gnaw on my fingers until they're bones. none of them know how much i love them i gotta make a shrine icl maybe i should i'll update on this when i can

update (02/08): hangmox occured and i just busted all over the floor, i love my girlfriend when he feuds with his girlfriend hangman adam page. he was gorgeous doing so btw. august 1st and i'm still waiting for more forbidden door confirmed and i want moxley match or just any of the death riders will be fine, i wouldn't be shocked if another moxley vs darby happens.

update: (11/08): YUUPP HE GOPT CONFIRMED IM SQUIRTING EVERYWHREE RIGHT NOW

update: (14/08): nevermind WILL OSPREAY MATCH MAYBE WITH THE DEATH RIDERS? OH BOY
NEVERMIND IT'S CONFIRMED YUPP ITS EVERYWHERE WITH THE YOUNGBUCKS AND FUCKING COPECAGE? FORBIDDEN DOOR GONNA SEND ME TO GOD DAMN HEAVEN LIVE

update (16/08): basically 1 week until forbidden door i'm gonna scream with joy

rate my profile yall i love jon moxley i love him im gonna get him i love schizoposting about jon moxley before someone asks if this is unhealthy and it's gonna get bad. jesus christ yall i'mn not gonna do anything, i just have an insane attachment to his wrestling persona. i'm not gonna go FIND BRO JESUS CHRIST. i love his character, i do wanna meet him tho but i'm not gonna take him home. i'm not that crazy. i'm just a man who is extremely moved and in love with the persona
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