shxmes

twt ✦ ko-fi ✦ ao3

comm status is: closed!

Hey this is my commission page where I mention prices, rules, faq, etc. Please enjoy. :^) Currently I offer two types of comms, priced in USD. I write both nsfw and sfw, but you probably know that already.

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Short Comms

Donate $3 and a short prompt to my ko-fi and I'll write at least 250 words for it. Turnaround time is 1-3 days, usually within 48 hours, and finished fills are posted to my ao3. SFW and NSFW is fine. Unless otherwise noted these are always open, even when my long comms are closed.

Long Comms

Longer commissions are priced at $9 per 500 words, up to 2000 words. Then $10 per 500 from 2000 to 3000. I've raised my prices simply due to how much effort i put in. (SOB)

DM me over tumblr/twitter/whatever to inquire. :^)

I can technically write longer fics. Anything longer than 3000 words can be negotiated but the price absolutely scales up too. I usually don’t try and write comms that are too long (because I don’t really like writing long unless im super duper passionate about the idea) but we can always talk about it if there’s an idea that really clicks.

Payment is required in advance and comms take anywhere from 2-5 weeks, depending on estimated word count. (A fic over 3k would take longer than 5 weeks.) The end result is linked over google docs and also (in most cases) posted anonymously to my ao3. (if you want commission credit I can of course also add that.)

As a warning, commissions are not really first come first serve. I only take a comm if I think I will be able to write it well. If I don't think I'll be able to do your idea justice then I'll let you down gently. Though that being said, this has rarely happened. Never hurts to ask! (See below for where to ask.)

Will//Won't

At this time I'm only writing for league of legends (and I suppose arcane by extension...). If you don't see anything specifically listed/not listed then feel free to ask! (Either anonymously on my tumblr or my strawpage). Additionally, if you need help coming up with ideas, I can also do that! Sometimes I have a commissioner literally just give me like, a ship and a vibe.

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Will:

• Pairings that I've already written before. (Rhaast/Kayn, Shen/Zed, TF/Graves, Talon/Whoever, etc)
• Other pairings. (I know league is full of rare pairs, just ask lol)
• Shipless fics/Platonic pairings.
• AU's, canonverse,
• Self inserts/xcanons (this is tentative but I'm no longer putting these in the 'won't' section.)

Won't:

• Incest pairings. (Includes Zed/Kayn)
• Zoe/Anyone. (This goes for all minors but i have to stress especially for her.)
• Ezreal/Talon (Unless the idea goes hard. I don't hate talez i just only like it in a very specific way that's hard to explain here.)
• Sett/Aphelios (Unless the idea goes really hard)
• Talon being explicitly romantic.

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NSFW

Interested in smut? Here's the list of what I will and won't write.

Will:

• everything in my sfw list.
• a/b/o dynamics. (including more complicated/trans-coded dynamics like a2o)
• groups
• bdsm+
• hate sex (this is NOT noncon)
• uhhhhhhhh????

Won't:

• whatever's on my sfw list.
• preg (breeding play is fine within reason)
• excessive fluid shit (vomit, lots of blood, etc)
• noncon

that's all i got for now. yeah. anyway if you wanna commission me drop a message and i'll get back to you, otherwise thanks for reading! :^)