shxmes

twt ✦ ko-fi ✦ ao3

comm status is: closed!

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Hey this is my commission page where I mention prices, rules, faq, etc. Please enjoy. :^) Currently I offer two types of comms, priced in USD. I write both nsfw and sfw, but you probably know that already.

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Short Comms

Donate $3 and a short prompt to my ko-fi and I'll write at least 250 words for it. Turnaround time is 1-3 days, usually within 48 hours, and finished fills are posted to my ao3. SFW and NSFW is fine. Unless otherwise noted these are always open, even when my long comms are closed.

Long Comms

Longer commissions are priced at $9 per 500 words, up to 2000 words. Then $10 per 500 from 2000 to 3000. I've raised my prices simply due to how much effort i put in. (SOB)

DM me over tumblr/twitter to inquire. :^)

I can technically write longer fics. Anything longer than 3000 words can be negotiated but the price absolutely scales up too. I usually don’t try and write comms that are too long (because I don’t really like writing long unless im super duper passionate about the idea) but we can always talk about it if there’s an idea that really clicks.

Payment is required in advance and comms take anywhere from 2-4 weeks, depending on estimated word count. (A fic over 3k would take longer than 4 weeks.) The end result is linked over google docs and also (in most cases) posted anonymously to my ao3. (if you want commission credit I can also add that.)

As a warning, commissions are not really first come first serve. I only take a comm if I think I will be able to write it well. If I don't think I'll be able to do your idea justice then I'll let you down gently. Never hurts to ask!

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Will//Won't

At this time I'm only writing for league of legends (and I suppose arcane by extension), though valorant is also on my radar. (Yorunix pog.) If you don't see anything specifically listed/not listed then feel free to ask! (Or anonymously on my tumblr)

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Will:

• Pairings that I've already written before. (Rhaast/Kayn, Shen/Zed, TF/Graves, Talon/Whoever, etc)
• Extra ships off the top of my head: Garen/Kat, Jayce/Viktor.
• Other pairings. (I know league is full of rare pairs, just ask lol)
• Shipless fics/Platonic pairings.
• AU's, canonverse,

Won't:

• Incest pairings. (Includes Zed/Kayn)
• Zoe/Anyone. (This goes for all minors but i have to stress especially for her.)
• Ezreal/Talon (Unless the idea goes hard)
• Sett/Aphelios (Unless the idea goes really hard)
• Self inserts/xcanon
• Talon being explicitly romantic.

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NSFW

Interested in smut? Here's the list of what I will and won't write.

Will:

• everything in my sfw list.
• a/b/o dynamics. (but only with anatomy changes, ask)
• groups
• bdsm
• hate sex (this is NOT noncon)
• uhhhhhhhh????

Won't:

• whatever's on my sfw list.
• preg (breeding play is fine within reason)
• excessive fluid shit (vomit, lots of blood, etc)
• noncon

that's all i got for now. yeah. anyway if you wanna commission me drop a message and i'll get back to you, otherwise thanks for reading! :^)