yapfesh incoming

oh my god. ive been waiting for this url for so long. SINCE OCTOBER 2024 ACTUALLY. I WAITED AN ENTIRE TEN MONTHS FOR THIS URL AND IM SOOO HAPPY ITS FINALLY MINE MINE MINEEEE

i feel a little yaofesh is in session.. i really really REALLY REALLY LIKE EGOFOLLOWER. egobworder and follower sword.. they bring me such genuine joy. i love the dynamic fanon has in set for them, i love all the fan interprettaions of them, i love how i basically know anyone prominent who ships egofollower (or ive at least interacted with them twice. not me bragging or whatever i jus really like the obscurity of egofollower slash positive....

egobworder and follower sword are made for each other. its OBVIOUS in followers render HE HAS TEAL IN IT HE HAS TEAAL ON HIS HORNS. AND A REALLY POPUALR HEADCanon IN PHIGHTING PHANDOM SHIPPING IS THAT AN INPHERNALS HHORNS (or at least rhe top/part of it.. im not sure) WILL CHNAGE COLOR TO MATCH THE PIMARY COLOR OF THEIR PARTNERS. WHAT COLOR IS EGOBWORDER? TEAL. EGOFOLLOWER IS CANON SODA LITERALLY MADE THEM CANON SORRY NOT SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES

egobworder and follower sword? oh, how i love you, egobworder and follower sword. i love you like a pair of church bells rhat ring in unison, i love you like a pair of otters that hold onto each others hand so they don't float away in their sleep. i love you like the fresh summer air, i love you like hot chocolate on a cold winter day, i love you like a kitten loafing and sleeping in your lap. egobworder and follower sword are perfect for each other. they were created in a lab to be with each other. egobworder and follower sword are in love forever <3 (there was more of this but i fant eemmeber so ill hust edit this later LMFAOO)

its early in the morning i feel very derilious but also extreemlt happy. /egofollower is mine agyer long last... ,/' 6can you blame me. i will decorate this url later i promise... i do not hoard ❌❌❌❌

-the owner of /egostarfollower (if i had a nickel each time i had to reclaim egofollower urls from inactives/hoarders id have 2 which isnr a lot but its annoyinggggg)

TLDR: sorry for taking your URL sixiphus hope u understand though LMAOO. i will treat /egofollower with the care it deserves <333 love u forever /egofollower mwahh

look at how in love egofollower are guys <3 mwah i love my stupid silly gay knights

august31 hey guyssss guess whos back. wont be too long of a ramble since i finally got started on graphics for these and theyre coming out sooo pretty and GODD AMN ITTT i stull cant believe this url is mine.. /sorry im alittle bit insane about egofollower can you tell. 8 i just loveee them sooo mych ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ egofollower my sweeties my cuties my darlings AAAAA i lov ethem sooooo much..

i love any interpretation of egofollower. my bff (hi kora! you're still gay btw) got me hooked onto flavor foley lately and then water the roses smacked me in the head and i cant get it off. i cant stop thinking about flowers and divorce i love flowers and flower language. anyway obviously i had to put this on egofoklower so egofollower BLOOMED yuri (haha) am i right? i love doomed yaoi and yuri ♡ maybe ill yap about this someday later bt not now. i'llt move this rambles page thing to another URL when i finish the graphics :3

misc note: if anyones wondering who tf took "egofollower" on catbox? that was me. i am sorry. but assuming oomf (mint. hi mint you're so awesome bye mint now ‼‼‼) hasn't already taken @egofollower on a site i'm scooping it up. sorry

people should draw egofollower with teal/purple lineart more honeslty.. im starved of it /pos (/pos being towards egofollower teal/purple lineart like the artworks ive used in this rentry so far not starving cause i cant find a lot of it)

@/SWORDBOARDDAILY ON TWITTER IS FINALLY COMING BACK BTW OMGGGGG IM SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!! they said that they did atart the account hecause of a severe lack of egofollower arts (which im very hapyp ehout because i miss my egofollower too AAAA COME HOME EGOFOLLOWERRRR I MISS YOU) but theyve been radio silent for a while. and it makes me really sad because lwokey they were carrying tje egifollower community </3 BUT THEYRE COMING BACK AND IM SO HAPPY!! THERE WILL BE AN INFLUX OF EGOFOLLOWER INTO THE ECONOMY SOONER OR LATER AYAYSYYAYAYYA THANK YOU SWORDBOARDDAILY I LOVE YOU TY FOR FEEDING US EGOFOLLOWER FANS

there was a joke here but its gone now unflrutnatkey sorry chat

oh my god.

they are back.

KYAAAAAAAA I HATE THEM SO MUCH OH MY GOOOOODD IM HIMEFUJOSHING OUT (theyre. agender so i guess they count as yaouri? they can be yaoi yuri or yaouri to me its alright
AAAAAAAAHHDHHRGEGDHFHDHRHDHEHFJJXJSHEHEHEHDD I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH EGOFOLLWOER IS BACK EGOFOLLOWER IS BACK US EGOFOLLOWER FANS MUST REJOIIIIICEEEEEE

one day after adding this paragraph ^
hi everyone i am no longe rhappy.

swordboarddaily posted sad egofollower yaoi. im going to kill myslef

haha hey guys theres a thing called suicidde and well you see me? im going to do it. swordboarddaily i am going to catch you. feather admin i am going TO CATCH YOU AND I WILL GET YOU /POS

im gonna be so honest when i first saw this i was with mutuals. i genuinelyd ropped to my knees and started BAWLING OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC FOR A GOOD 10 MINUTES. it made me SO SAD i still tear up when i think about thm andits bee n12 hours YWHY HWY HWYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT ISNT FAAAIIIIRIRIRR now theres a 3 minute long video of me just bawling my eyes out on the internet for ANYONE to see. man i hope my future employers never find out about this because how on earth is that conversation gonna go

employer: why is there a video of you crying your eyes out and repeating "EGOBWORDER IS DEAD"
me: ummmm.

i crashed out a bit too hard over this smh im no longer cool and nonchalant. im too egofollower piled egofollower maxxing for this. i had an angst overdose that day.. to any oomfs + strangers who had to wlak by me and watch me bawl for 10 minutes straight i am sincere in my apologies. it will not happen again i will control myself