Meet !Akemi (real name Austin). A schizo tripfag from 4chan who's obsessed with a guy he calls "ACK".
So obsessed in fact that he's recently started cumming on things while thinking about him, and constantly fantasizing about about him using a buttplug.
Spoiler: Screen shot + Archive
But !Akemi got banned a long time ago, how do you know he still posts on 4chan?
Great question. Simple answer. He's retarded. He has a small handful of images that he's obsessed with posting, and those image hashes and file names are still reposted to this very day.
And there are a lot of examples of this.
Spoiler: Screens and Archive Links
Just how obsessed is this guy, though? Can't be that bad, right?
I won't bore you with all of his spam shitposts, they are extremely repetitive. The sheer amount he spams is really the selling point here, he's easily into the millions of posts now.
If you care, you can use any of the 4chan archives and search for any of the names he calls his boogeyman and you will see the spam. These names are just totally random made up things, and the profile names of random people from all over the internet who's said things he dislikes.
One crazy thing of note is that he left his house and went to his local cellphone store to spam "ACK" on all the phone display screens.
Spoiler: Schizo delusions and spam
So where did you get the name Austin?
!Akemi is very, very obsessed with the fact he's called out on samefagging, and one time in order to try and prove he wasn't samefagging he took a picture of his monitor (obviously this proves nothing, as editing your screen is trvial). And his Chrome tab has his name, Austin, on the top right.
Spoiler: Photo of his monitor
Where's the proof that !Akemi samefags?
Glad you asked. There's a lot. On 4chan when you get an IP ban all of your posts get deleted in the same second, and this has happened to him many, many times. Even when he was using his tripcode to post he would take it on and off to attempt to appear as multiple posters.
One time, in his never ending hunt for his "ACK" boogeyman he went to the Mangadex forums, and the mods there caught him using the same IP to make multiple accounts.
And speaking of multiple accounts, I know he has a handful of accounts here on KF as well. But I will leave that to the mods here to sort out.
Spoiler: Samefag Screens
How did all of this start?
!Akemi is obsessed with shipping. Genuinely. And he would spam threads with it endlessly. People would tell him to stop. And he would have total melt downs, then spam even harder. He eventually got mind broken by so many people telling him to stop, including mods on multiple sites, then he started deluding himself into thinking every single reply he's ever gotten has been from "ACK". He constantly accuses other people of being obsessed with shipping, but the only thing people have ever said to him is that his posts are low quality and he makes threads bad. He can't even sort of give proof this "ACK" is real, so he just resorts to spamming as many posts as he humanly can. And will constantly be posting about this "ack" unprovoked.
But why buttplugs?
Who knows, it's just one his fetishes. People found both his Danbooru account and his Amazon account.
Both of which are full of anal stuff. On Amazon he buys himself anal sex toys, stockings etc. He's projecting this fetish onto his boogeyman, and that's why he's started jerking off to him.
Mind you, he's never once had proof this boogeyman his is real, all he's done for the past 13 years is yell at random people on the internet who say things he doesn't like that they are the same person.
Spoiler: Booru account and Amazon
So what's the moral to this story?
Spend too long trying to make someone else into a lolcow, become a lolcow yourself.
There's really not much else to say, !Akemi isn't that interesting as a lolcow, he has his moments, but he's really just an obsessed spammer. He's been making the same small handful of posts for the last 13 years. He's constantly try to bait his boogeyman, and is obsessed with thinking that if he gets any replies at all that he's the best troll to ever exist. When literally the only replies are telling him to stop spamming threads. He's pretty recognizable based just on how genuinely stupid he is. People constantly point out his behavior patterns, and how he's making threads horrbile with his never ending vendetta against his boogeyman. And he will only ever reply with one of three things.
- He will spam one of the names he made.
- He will post a crack shipping image.
- He will aggressively tunnel vision on the fact he was called !Akemi and ignore everything else people say about the quality of his posts.
You WILL see these posts happen in this thread. Because he's very likely going to spam it. With multiple sockpuppets. Just like he tried to do on Mangadex.
This is my first time making a thread like this, so if you feel that I left out anything imporant, let me know and I will change it.